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Someone has a special day today!!! Guess who it is? ^^
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TheBlur: Oh thanks Bruce. You remembered!!
BecauseImBatman: Who is Bruce? And no Superman, not you!!!
TheBlur: What?
RedHead: Happy birthday, Supes!
BecauseImBatman: NO! Shut up Barbara.
RedHead: Oh calm down Bats.
OriginalRobin: Happy birthday Superman.
Alfred: Happy birthday Master Blur.
LoisLane: Happy birthday honey!
BecauseImBatman: Seriously. No one cares about me? This is about me at the moment.
RedHood: Old man, I know what day it is.
BecauseImBatman: Oh thanks Jason.
RedHood: Is this the day when you reveal to us that you're dying?
BecauseImBatman: What are you talking about?
RedHood: Remember when I caught you banging chicks in the alleys every time when you were supposed to be fighting me? It is an awful lot.
BecauseImBatman: Name some.
RedHood: Black Canary, Catwoman, Poison Ivy, Harley Quinn, that magic lady, Mr. Freeze's wife, Barbara's mom... Should I go on?
RedHead: What?? My mom?
BecauseImBatman: He's kidding Barb.
RedHood: Try me.
OriginalRobin: Wait... how do bang Mr. Freeze's wife if she already was frozen and dying?
RedHood: She isn't dead. Saw her and retired Mr. Freeze at the movies last week.
TheBlur: Bruce?
BecauseImBatman: Let's say I unfroze her with my magic touch and I am not Bruce.
LoisLane: Ew.
OriginalRobin: I think that you should get checked out.
TheBlur: Me too buddy.
BecauseImBatman: Shut up BirthdayAlien.
RedHood: Even I know that he won't get help.
KillingJoke: What's the matter Batman? Are you so upset that your manhood has been revealed to the world?
RedHood: You do realize he slept with Harley too?
KillingJoke: Yes. I never touched the blonde sadly. She is just too--
RedHood: Crazy?
KillingJoke: That's the word.
BecauseImBatman: Remind you of anyone?
KillingJoke: I'm not crazy. I'm simply mad.
OriginalRobin: Yeah. A mad lunatic.
RedHood: You Dick!
RedHead: Jason!
RedHood: It's not my fault his name is Dick Grayson. Not my fault that Batman took a dick under his wing.
KillingJoke: HA! Batman is gay!!!
BecauseImBatman: I am not gay you half ass moron!
Captain America: Language!!!
GayRobin: But Batman, you promised!
RedHood: WHAT??
RedHead: WHAT??
LoisLane:WHAT??
OriginalRobin: SAY WHAT?
The Blur: WHAT THE KRYPTONITE!!!
KillingJoke: Okay, I love to joke around and kill sometimes, and even I know that isn't funny.
BecauseImBatman: I AM NOT GAY!!
RedHood: That's not what gay head said.
GayRobin: No that is not what I'm trying to say. Batman promised we would go to see The Wayne Reopening.
BecauseImBatman: That was what I was trying to say all along.
RedHood: Sure Bats.
BecauseImBatman: Its the truth.
RedHood: Well, thanks for telling me. I get to blow- not in that way Gay head- your reopening! See ya guys later!
RedHood has logged off
TheBlur: Well congrats Bruce. Meanwhile I will be having a party with RedHead, Alfred, OriginalRobin, LoisLane, and GayRobin.
BecauseImBatman: How did Robin get to Metropolis? Alfred, did you guys steal the Batmobile?
Alfred: Yes sir. Tim Drake will bring it back as soon as the party is over.
Alfred, GayRobin, RedHead, OriginalRobin, LoisLane, and TheBlur have logged off
BecauseImBatman: I need to save my reopening.
BecauseImBatman has logged off
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Because I'm Batman!!!
HumorA comedy based on DC Comic characters. After Barbara Gordon, aka Batgirl, breaks up with Dick Grayson, Nightwing, Bruce Wayne, Batman, thinks he has the chance to win Barbara's heart but when Dick disagrees with him, they both make a deal with each...
