Because I'm Batman!!!

A Little Birdie Needs Rescuing

Robin's POV
My alarm struck 10 p.m. at night. I felt moody and tired. My summer job was a pain in the neck. Who would even work here? I really had no idea but for me, I needed the money.
After a quick shower and a painful suit, I hopped on my Bird Cycle then began to drive miles away to a distant location that has always been forgotten. No one has ever dared to walk on the property, except for slutty teen girls and horny dudes to smash them. Anyway, I arrived thirty minutes later to the location of Freddy Fazbear's Fright, that one place where Chuck E Cheese is really fucked up.
It was almost 12 AM so it was my time to hurry it I there before those retchet animatronics make it on foot. Before entering, I heard footsteps in the background. I remained cautious, trying to make sure no assassin was upon me. I had no worries. Deathstroke had gone Caitlyn. So then, I entered hell.
The halls were long and the lights were freaky of different colors. My office was at the end of the hall where there were no doors but only camera controls and a jacked up ventilation system. Vents were everwhere, allowing uninvited guests into my hall or office. The old animatronics that used to inhabit the old restaurants became withered and too damaged that they were placed as horror props around this piece of shit. Man, I hate being 14.
Inside the office, all you had to ever do was sit and watch cameras. Worthless, I say myself but you could get fired that way. It was my seventh night and the job is stressful. The time struck 12 AM and I was awaiting a phone call from someone named Phone Dude but instead, the lights began to flicker. I checked my ventilation controls and there were no error. All of a sudden, I saw a hallucination with yellow glowing words called Nightmare Mode.
Without knowing, the time struck 2 AM. I realized that I was in a trance. I looked into Camera 3 where the arcade was. That rejected animatronic, Springtrap, was peeking behind the arcade. I sighed before Balloon Boy jumped at me. My heart raced. The ventilation was beeping. I hurried to wind it back up. Afterwards, I rechecked again. Springtrap was gone and I couldn't find him.
"Damn it!"
I checked everywhere, even the vents. Nowhere. I put down the camera and Springtrap was at the door. That's it! I've dealt with this too long. The ventilation was acting up again, as well as sound and camera feed. Everything went off. Hallucination appeared again. It took me a minute until he was gone. My watch had 3 AM. Could this not go fast enough?
"Hiya!" I heard a voice. I recognized that voice.
"Aren't you that guy that I kissed?" I asked, turning around.
Deadpool was sitting on the box of animatronic heads, feeling relaxed.
"What are you doing here, Wilson?"
He jumped to his feet, pulling out swords. I grabbed my stick, just in case of him trying anything. He surrendered his weapons. I was puzzled.
"I just want to talk," Deadpool said, raising his hands up.
I smirked. "What the hell is it?"
Deadpool walked over.
"I've heard you depressed," he began.
I rolled my eyes and grunted. "Listen, I don't want to talk about it. Not with you anyway."
He moved closer.
"I can help," Deadpool said.
"You can't help!" I yelled, pushing him out the way.
"I know your pain, man!"
I turned around.
"I've always missed Rogue. She always had these perfect boobs and--"
I sighed. "You are no help. You're an asshole."
Deadpool snickered. "Why thank you."
"Look you Red dipshit," I began,"I don't want to talk to you about Hiro!"
That's where I paused.
"You sure?" He asked. "Because you told me his name and I never brought it up."
He was right. I always wanted someone to understand me. I missed everything about him. His gap in his tooth, his fuzzy hair, his awkward height, and his obsession with inventing. But why is he here? He likes boobs.
"What is it to ya?" I asked.
"I can help you with your depression," he said. "Long months of training can take you to far away into the mind. All you have to do is trust and follow me."
Those words had me thinking. I didn't know if I could trust an assassin. I would actually miss Bruce and the Bat Family. Without them, I'm useless.
"What do you say?"
Just as I was to open my mouth, something had jumped through the glass, stomping on me. It was Springtrap. The flesh inside the suit sickened me.
"Is it too much to ask for some sugar?" Springtrap asked, hearing a raspy voice inside.
"Sorry but I don't swing that way," Deadpool said.
Springtrap had looked up. BAM! He was sent back through the window. Deadpool had stuck out his hand. I took it, then landed on my feet.
"We need to get the hell out of here!" I screamed.
"Way ahead of ya! I was never a fan of Freddy anyway."
I heard cackling noise, echoing in the horror attraction. We took off into the creepy darkness that laid upon us. Laughing was heard. What did this creep want from us. Man, I need to stop playing Five Nights at Freddy's.
We almost made it. We stood in the middle of a small area a bunch of arcades were. The exit was the next hall.
"Alright," I said. "Let's go."
Then Deadpool flew toward the other side. His head had hit a flat screen which fell on the ground next to him. Springtrap was not allowing anyone to leave. The time was beginning 4 AM. Why the... never mind. Don't ever work here.
"Poor Robin," the voice said. "No one is ever going to miss you when I'm done with you!"
He picked me with his sharp, metal fingers, lifting me high in the air. This bunny was really pissing me off. I started not to breath. The ventilation was still beeping. In the distance, I saw someone. They had black and white strips with a smile carved on the face.
"There... the... puppet..."
"Where?" He screeched.
I took off a pipe that was lying next to the wall behind me, then swung it on his head. With him wobbling on the ground, I ran toward Deadpool's sword. Springtrap regained balance and eyed furiously at me.
"Bring it on bitch!" I said.
He actually ran toward me. I slid and ducked under his swing. I used the sword cut a piece of wiring off his rotting back. He heard it. That bunny made a quick jump on the wall then hopped toward me. His fist had hit me.
"Oops!" He said. "Guess the bird fell out of the tree."
I made it off the ground. "Oops. I guess the bunny forgot its carrot."
Springtrap turned around to find some of his body parts on the ground, along with the wiring. Gasoline was upon them, and gas sprayed from a distance. He growled. He lunged at me. I impaled him with that sword but he was still active.
"I love toasted bunnies," said Deadpool, holding a lighter near the gas.
Springtrap ran toward Deadpool but then he dropped the small light of fire onto the gas and gasoline. The place began to get hot within a second. The fire was an explosion, diffusing throughout the attraction. I tried to run toward the exit but I wasn't going to make it. All of a sudden, I landed outside from a shove.
I was safe. No burns or scars. I felt like Dom Toretto. Then, I remembered Deadpool. I screamed his name. He, soon, walked out the burning building. I squinted my eyes to get a better view. He was naked and burnt all over.
"Jeez you're burnt!" I shouted.
"Don't worry," he said. "I've always looked like this."
"Oh. Well, please put on clothes."
"Don't worry. You're gay. Besides, my penis is gone."
"Oh."
There was an awkward silence til Deadpool broke it.
"So, do you want me to help you or naw?" He asked.
I thought for a minute. I could learn to not be gay and forget Hero or I could continue to fall for guys. Hard for me to decide. Then, I had my answer.
"Ok," I said. "I'll come."
I saw his burning smile.
"So what do we do now?" I asked.
"You need to leave a message to Bruce then we'll leave the country," he said, putting out the fire.
"Ok. Let's do this."
That night before we left, I heard something sinister in that fire. It was cold and dark. No life was in it. My spine had tingling. But for now, I want to forget Hiro. I wonder where he is.
-xXx-
So Deadpool and Tim are going to be absent for a couple of chapters. I know that this is a terrible chapter so bear with me. I hope to improve throughout the story. I already have the sequel plot in mind but I won't reveal it til three chapters near the end. Thanks for reading.