Vacant luxury {Kai Parker}

black hole sun

"who's the fourth person?" Damon continues to press on for what seems like the millionth time.

"I got a question for you first. Why do you think we're stuck on a repeating loop of may 10, 1994, doomed to relive a solar eclipse forever and ever and ever?" Kai asks such a simple question in which the answer ruins our lives.

"How the hell should I know?"

"Well, I heard you tell Bonnie this place was your own personal hell. I'm kind of curious why."

"I found everything you asked for Can opener, shower drain, grinding wheel, jam, pocket knife, volume "O" of the encyclopedia, a nail, and a black marker. Now what?" Bonnie asks entering the room and dumping the items on the coffee table.

"Can't show you with my hands taped, Bonnie." Kai lifts his hands up and Bonnie generously, cuts the tape.

"Thank you." Kai acknowledges her leap of faith and somehow it sounds ungrateful. 

"How's this pile of crap gonna get us out of here?" Damon cannot go a minute without opening his mouth and saying it his opinion, no matter how rude. 

"I'll explain as soon as you tell me what you did on may 10, 1994." 

"What difference does it make?" The argument between the two is useless, they just want to feel superior to the other. men, i swear. 

"Put it this way. Bonnie's magic is one part of the equation. My as yet undisclosed knowledge is the other, which means you would be hitching a ride home for free. I just want to know if you deserve to come along."

"Or I could just torture you until you say something useful."

"If you torture me, I'll get mad, and then I won't want to help you. What kind of person needs to have that explained to them?" i let myself laugh, he's so sassy and Damon is so snippy. It's so much fun just to watch them interact.

"Play nice." Bonnie puts her hand on Damon's shoulder, reminding him to not let his anger get the best of him. "Stop trying to impress the new guy. Why don't you just tell him your story?"

"Maybe because I don't want to talk about the worst thing I ever did, Bonnie." 

"Ooh. Now I'm listening. I need to be entertained while I work." As Kai gets comfortable on the couch, I let my mind slip in and out of the conversation. 

"In may 1994, I was living here..." blah something about killing a pregnant women, I don't really care. while he tells his lame story I decide for a bath. I miss the boarding house very much. Damon happens to actually owns this place outside of the prison world so naturally this is the place him and Bonnie came when they first arrived, leaving me and Kai to set up camp somewhere else.

While taking my bath I try to listen in on the conversation downstairs. Magic is great, even if it's just to create a bit of background noise. The main focus is making my bubble beard..

"The only reason that you're alive right now is because I thought you could get us out of here and you could help us, but you don't have any answers. You're just a man-child with jam on your fingers!" Unfortunately he is my man-child and he was suppose to share the jam with me.

"Ok then. To get home, we'll harness the power of the eclipse using a mystical relic. It's called an ascendant, and it looks like this, Damon. The last time we had it was in the pacific northwest. Oregon."

"We? As in the other person here?" Damon looks as if it's Christmas and he gets shot down with kai's next statement-

"No, you idiot. It belonged to my family. So here's a little blood to get you started. Now all we need is a locator spell to pinpoint its whereabouts."