Sophist: Fellas, is it gay to kiss a girl? I mean, you're literally kissing someone who likes dick.
Nick: Um-
Sophist: Fellas, is it gay to drink water? I mean, the male body is literally 70% water, you're literally deepthroating another man.
Brent: Yeah, but how's that water come from another man? That's the important questio-
Sophist: Fellas, is it gay to look in the mirror?
Brent: Right, OK.
Sophist: You're literally checking out a man's body.
Vernias: Yeah, but it's your own. It's fine if it's your own-
Sophist: Fellas, is it gay to make money? I mean, you're literally collecting pictures of other men.
Vernias: I'm scared.
Sophist: FELLAS, is it gay to see? I mean, you're literally observing in a world with lots of dick.
Nick: I'm actually having brain damage.
Sophist: FELLAS-
