(Fuck it, I'm making this a reality. Eggman's announcement except it's Eevee. Just for the 100th chapter. As a treat. This is based on that one Gartic Phone image where Vernias traumatised everyone - you know the one. Enjoy. Or don't. I can't dictate what you'll like.)
Sophist: I've come to make an announcement - Vernias is a bitchass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife, and said that this dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a fallout post on my Twitter.com:
Sophist: Vernias, you got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except way smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like:
Sophist: That's right, baby! All points,no quills, no pillows, look at that! It looks like two balls and a bong!
Sophist: He fucked my wife, so guess what? I'M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH! That's right, this is what you get! MY SUPER LAZER PISS!!! Except I'm not going to piss on the Earth. I'm gonna go HIGHER. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON!!!!
Sophist: How do you like that, Obama?! I pissed on the moon, you IDIOT!! You have 23 hours until the piss drrrroplets hit the Earth. Now, get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too.
(I can't decide wether I love this or hate this)
