Vernias: Oh my god, of baby oil dissolves condoms, what the fuck does it do to babies?!
Brent: This may sound shocking to you, but condoms and babies are made out of different materials.
Sophist: It's like rock-paper-scissors. Baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby.
Nick: *from the other side of the room* ROCK ALSO DEFEATS BABY.