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(the group is on another RPG-style adventure)

Vernias: There's writing carved into the stone on the arch.

Sophist: What does it say?

Vernias: "I weaken all men for hours each day. I show you strange visions while you are away. I take you by night, by day take you back. None suffer to have me, but do when I lack."

Brent: So, it's a riddle.

Nick: *confidently* It's sex.

Vernias and Sophist: *vague noises of agreement*

Brent: *exasperated* It's sleep, you horny losers.

Sophist: It can have different interpretations! All great literature does!And most of them are about sex!

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