Nick: Can you pass the salt?
Vernias: Can I what?
Nick: I said, can you pass the salt?
Vernias: I'm sorry, are you serious right now?
Nick: It's a simple request.
Vernias: You're eating cereal.
Nick: And?
Vernias: You don't put salt in cereal.
Nick: I'm a grown ass man, let me live my life.
Vernias: Yeah, and you're under my roof.
Nick: And I'm over your crap.
Vernias: *slams table* WHY DO YOU NEED SALT IN YOUR CEREAL?!