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Nick: Can you pass the salt?

Vernias: Can I what?

Nick: I said, can you pass the salt?

Vernias: I'm sorry, are you serious right now?

Nick: It's a simple request.

Vernias: You're eating cereal.

Nick: And?

Vernias: You don't put salt in cereal.

Nick: I'm a grown ass man, let me live my life.

Vernias: Yeah, and you're under my roof.

Nick: And I'm over your crap.

Vernias: *slams table* WHY DO YOU NEED SALT IN YOUR CEREAL?!

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