Vernias: I'm a man.
Brent: I'm a Canadian.
Sophist: I am a Christian.
Nick: I'm for real.
Vernias: I'm a white guy. And I'm ready to KILL!
Brent: I'm a primitive.
Sophist: I'm like a raccoon in the garage.
Nick: I, basically...I am a fraud...
Vernias: I'm a patriot!
Brent: I am 1776.
Nick: I'm a reptoid clone of John Wayne...uh...and Elvis.
Sophist: I'm in a scientific Matrix grid in the early phases of being inserted into an extermination system.