Cupid's mismatch? I don't think so....

Chapter 3.

    "How long do you think we have before this vodka sets in?" Jane asked as she stared at the vodka in her hand scrutinizing it ..

"Uh probably an hour or two, depends on the amount you pump into your system anyways"  I replied as I straightened out the lines on my black dress, it's really short, I fear for my butt though cos I could wish to bend and boom! there's a view for everyone to see....

We are currently in Jane's apartment and it's like ten minutes past nine, I've been at her place since seven and we're planning on heading out any second soon...

Jane did my makeup and to be honest she did more magic than Merlin ever did cos I barely recognize myself and I must say I look really amazing... She's like a beauty witch with make-up brush as her wand

"Do we call the Uber to pick us up?" She asked

"You ask like you've got a car that we can use" Sarcasm was really my second language

"What If I do have a car?" She asked smirking

"I saw an invisible car on the way while heading here was that yours?"

"How do you see a car when it's invisible?" She looked totally confused like she's trying to think about it.

"And how do you own a car when clearly you don't?" I retorted and her confused expression turned into a straight face...

"Tsk.. Guess you won this round Ri" She said pouting while feigning sadness and I smirked with pride...

Trust me I never lose a a banter or argument or any form of word play...

  Jane ordered us a ride and we were at the club in no time... Seriously with all the noise coming from inside that building I can't help but rethink my decision..

"Come on! Let's go in" My already tipsy and excited best friend tugged on my arm pulling me to the entrance...

We got past the big hulk standing at the door, he had to check our ID before letting us in...

He looked at me and my ID twice before letting me in, and Ladies and gents that's the disadvantage of looking younger than your age..

I'm freaking 25 bulky dude.. I couldn't help but scowl at the back of his bald head...

"I'm in the mood for tequila right now what about you?" Jane asked... No she yelled cos the music was super loud.. What was I expecting in a bloody club anyway?... It's not like they'll play us lullabies anyway..

"Hey! Ri... What are you drinking?" She yelled again shaking me this time..

"Quit doing that!.. Are you high on sugar?" I yelled in response glaring at her, she rolled her eyes at me before replying.

"Maybe if you zone out less then I wouldn't have to shake you back to reality"

We sat on the high stool in front of the bar and the bartender had his back to us..

He turned around and from my peripheral I could see Jane swooning over him.

He's a Blonde hair guy with hazel eyes, has a tattoo by the side of his neck and he seems really fit for a guy,the tight tee shirt he was putting on was outlining his well built muscles and packs...

He's worth looking at  I guess...
The bartender smiles at Jane and I could swear she was melting already, my best friend was biting on her lower lip trying to look seductive..

I mentally face palmed.. Should I tell her that she looks like she's trying to chew her lip off?...

"Sup ladies?, What can I get you?" He flashed another smile which revealed some of his white teeth..

"Uhm..T-"

"Tequila for me and margarita for my friend here" Jane cuts me off with her eyes glued to the Blondie, I couldn't help but roll my eyes..

It's going to be long night..
"Ok ladies, I'll get your order in a minute" He replied and went to get our drinks..

"Oh my God... Ri did you see the sexy hunk, oh I can imagine us together already having fun in his bed" She said with dreamy eyes licking her lower lip.

"Sure you are.." I muttered watching the Blondie fix up our drinks before heading to us he passes a glass to Jane and one to me.

Jane still had her gaze on him like he was the only thing worth staring at in this place..

   I've been noticing for a while now but something doesn't feel right with this Blondie.

I watched Jane and the golden haired bartender converse and Jane was giggling about something I couldn't hear..

I had already gotten three glasses of margaritas into my system and I was feeling bored, Jane and Blondie won't stop talking and from the looks of it they're definitely getting hooked up tonight..

I let out a small yawn as I stared around the bar, was it just me or was my vision waving around?, I'm definitely not a lightweight so why do I feel like the room is spinning?.

"Hey! J I'm gonna head  to the restroom for a while I'll be back." I said and she giggled in reply to whatever  Blondie said and I'm guessing she's one more bottle of vodka away from being totally wasted. She didn't even hear a thing I said, I just took my purse with me as I got off the stool trying to balance myself on the deathtraps Jane forced me to wear.. I tried holding on to the counter to balance myself.

"What the fuck is going on?" I muttered as I pushed through tiny spaces left between the drunkies dancing trying to find my way to the restroom..

I looked at the sign on the doors and it looked blurry, jeez how hard can it be to find a restroom?, I saw the words 'MEMEN' and 'WOWOMEN' written on the doors it's like the words men and women were looking longer to me  tonight..

I thought for a while as I brain zoned in and out  I muttered a 'fuck it' as I pushed through any of the doors, I staggered slightly to the sink and turned on the faucet, I splashed some water on my face but it seemed like it was hopeless...

"What the hell did Blondie do to me?" I asked myself as I stared at my reflection on the mirror..

"I'll tell you what he did princessa or should I say bitch?" I heard a male voice say behind me and I look at the mirror to see my vision zoning in and out..

" Oh you? Are you back for more ?" I asked with a cocky smirk and an arched eyebrow.

"Even when drugged you still are a smart mouth,a little advise for you dear 'quit taking alcohol that's drugged if it makes you unable to stand" He threw the words I said to him this morning back at me.

" I didn't know you were worse than I thought up here" I pointed at my temple smirking and he glared at me.

" Be careful with your words, I'm not the one who's looking like one push is all it takes to put them to the floor.. So pathetic" He said heading to me as I tried steadying myself on the sink.

"I can tell how disorganized your brain is right now.. You should see a psychiatrist ASAP" I said with fake concern and he had his fingers wrapped tightly around my neck choking the breath out of me.

"Says the lady who walked straight into the men's room after hours of reading the damn signs.. Guess who's stupid now" He said again.

"You" I replied smiling

"It wasn't a questi-- Fuck you" He said his face looking red just like this morning.

"Like a said earlier today you aren't my ty..." I trailed off choking as she squeezed my throat harder...

"I should fucking kill you here cos you run that damn mouth of yours but on second thought...." The idiot trailed off checking me out as he brought his nose to my neck breathing in my scent.

"What if I just have a taste?" He asked before looking me in my eyes..

Damn it!

Why do I have a feeling one of us will end up dead in this room?.