Cupid's mismatch? I don't think so....

Chapter 9.

"Good morn---- uh why are you on the floor glaring at me?" My oblivious friend asked and I gritted my teeth and glared at her.

Ok let me give you a quick rundown of what went down last night.....

My very dumb best friend here was a total beast in bed,and I mean that in a totally nonsexual way.

She doesn't know taekwondo in real life so I'm really surprised how she kicked me off the bed after hitting the hell out of me, I feel sore all over and I wouldn't be surprised if I probably had a broken bone or sprained ankle after the fall.

I wonder what dream she had cos it looked like she was fighting an army in her sleep and I'm lucky I'm not sporting a black eye right now.

"You dumbo, you kicked me out of the bed, I'm never inviting you over again"

"Wha-?..Why would I do that?, You sure you didn't roll on your own?" She arched a brow and I glared harder, well if looks could kill, my best friend would be dead ten times over.

"Stop staring at me like that, you look like you want to strangle me to death or something." I just glared as she spoke while getting on my feet rubbing on my temple which still ached from her kick.

"Get your flat ass off my bed samurai and make it" I said heading to the bathroom to get cleaned up for the journey ahead.

"Hey! I'll have you know that my ass isn't flat, and don't call me samurai"

"You just hit me all over last night dear, others sleep walk or sleep talk but you are a sleep fighter, a sleep ass kicker, I'll suggest you take those skills to WWE or UFC but definitely NOT IN MY BED WHEN I'M TRYING TO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP" My tone got higher at the end and I could tell I was yelling, I probably looked frustrated cos I'm so sleepy.

"Oh! So that's why all my roommate stopped living with me one after the other?" I didn't bother answering her rhetorical question, entering the bathroom I got into my birthday suit so I can get ready.

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"You sure you don't want me tagging along?" Jane asked for the umpteenth
time and I sighed deeply before answering .

"You don't have to worry about me J, besides you can't ditch your date"

"Well he ditched me the last time,I can do same" She grumbled staring at the elevator wall.

"You do know it's a relationship not a game right?" I asked and she turned to pout at me.

"Aren't you supposed to be on my side?"

"After you beat me to stupor?" I snorted before talking again "Nah, you're on your own"

The elevator opened and we stepped out walking to the entrance of the building.

"Hey! Neighbor how are you doing toda-- Hey! I remember you" Harward walked towards us with his Chihuahua.

"Not today!"Jane yelled and dashed out of the building  leaving me alone with a totally confused Harward.

"Uh,bye?" I asked awkwardly before  walking out of the building smirking as I saw Jane standing a few metres away from the entrance.

"That was really smooth Jane" She scowled at me as I approached her.

"I can still remember the last encounter with that weird guy, and his damn dog isn't any better, I couldn't get a wink of sleep last night" She complained and I arched a brow without saying a word.

"Says the lady who kept changing sleeping positions, snored so loud I'm sure my neighbours would think it was an earthquake and then bear me black and blue before kicking me off the bed as a cherry on top."