One Piece Lemons

Chocolate and Creams

Travelling out in the vast seas has usually required the assistance of others. Whether a person is incapable of travelling without the aid of another person's skill or they might be a part of a crew. Some might prefer to travel the seas themselves. One thing for sure is that company can be an amazing thing... and also a dreadful thing.

The latter case currently afflicting Y/N as the pink-haired, funny-eyed Perona continued to nag at him about their situation. The both of them were stranded, with Y/N being the only one capable of taking them away. At first, it was a relief that there was a person with Y/N, or he might have gone insane from boredom. However, it quickly soured as Perona was complaining about every little thing that she could. Honestly, he'd have yeeted her off board had her ghosts not had the power to give him the mindset of a gacha player after failing to get the character desired.

"Are we there yet?"

"No."

"Are we there yet?"

"No."

"Are we there yet?"

"No."

"Are we there yet?"

"No. No... No... no!"

Such was the journey between the both of them, driven to their wits end. It was a relief the two of them were still in the Paradise section of the Grand Line. The two of them capable of arguing as much as possible while Y/N considered all the ways he was going to fuck over Perona once he fulfilled the pink-haired PAWG's request. Half of the time, Y/N instigating just because she'd bounce up and down and complain.

'Maybe I can instigate one last time.'

***

In a strange twist of fate, after having covered so much distance over water, the both of them landed at Spiders Cafe in Alabasta. The desert around them felt unfitting for such a place, but neither one cared as Perona finally got that fat booty of herself to complain at someone else, wanting and needing all the chocolates they could get.

"Let me guess, the most expensive one?" Y/N muttered, knowing he would have no way to back out of this. The only benefit was that Y/N wanted to try the most expensive chocolates himself, not to mention Y/N was ready to steal if he needed extra money.

Perona nodded. "I guess you do know ball! Bring the all! Look at this selection, I'm positively gushing!"

"I'll make you gush," Y/N muttered.

"Uhm, what was that?"

"Look, it's a jam bagel," Y/N distracted her, allowing himself to get away and not be punished further as the two of them took to treating themselves to type 1 diabetes. It was definitely worth it, however. Their senses stimulated as each flavour melted into their being, suddenly amplifying like years' worth of drugs consumed in an instant. Neither one capable of resisting such strong sensations.

While the both of them enjoyed their treats, their provider had a devious smirk on her face as she watched it. 'It was about time someone bought those premium chocolates! I thought I'd have to wait another month or two before someone with actual money came, but now this is where the big bucks start rolling in!'

Y/N took his time with his dessert, making sure to let his eye wander to both Perona and Mikita, the one providing all the sugary goodness. The two of them catching both 'heads' as Y/N was just that kind of person, unable to sway his mind from the joy he was seeing. Sugar, spice and everything nice.

Something seized Y/N's body, an unknown origin gasping at his body as he froze up, shaking and tapping his feat aggressively out of nowhere. Perona was in a good mood, ready to praise Y/N all day but stopping when seeing the shaking coming on. Did she have a sweet tooth, yes? But she wasn't the type to ignore someone's trouble just because she didn't want her hot chocolate to go cold.