One Piece Lemons

Bath Battle (Yamato)

Y/N's teeth sunk into the peach, juices spraying and some of it getting on the side of his lips. His tongue lavished it as he continued to relax in the warm waters of the bath house. 'Nothing better than relaxing after intense training and being an absolute menace to society. Although, that isn't really my problem. They'll have to take it up with the crazy horned man. Too bad that bastard is practically impossible to get past. I really do sympathise with these people but there is nothing I can do. I'll just enjoy the best I got. Wano has all these luxuries!' Y/N thought, relaxing his neck, which he was previously using to keep him more afloat but he lodged it off of the edge and sunk deeper into the warm water.

Caught up in the joy of Wano's bath house, he wasn't aware of the fact that a pair of footsteps were heading his way. Y/N's only thought was his own pleasure, blinding his senses and leaving him unable to notice why his Observation Haki ignored what should be considered a breach of privacy. Opening his one eye, the sight made his other one snap out open as he found himself looking at not only someone invading his space but the fact it was a female.

"Oh? Didn't know there was another person here," she said, like she wasn't naked. Usually, people would have towels around them but the woman had completely smashed that rule out of the book. It didn't help the fact that she was definitely the type Y/N liked.

His eyes glazed over one of the more noticeable things: 'She's tall! Pretty sure she's more than 2 whole feet taller than me!' he thought, a bit jealous at the fact that the woman had not only ruined his privacy but unintentionally showed off by being taller by a clear amount. Disregarding that, Y/N noted her unique long, white hair that is bound between orange rods into a ponytail at the back, which fades into aqua green and then blue the further down it goes, and ends in rectangular locks. 'Her hair kinda reminds me of Kaido,' he thought, noticing the similar shaped styled hair. To further add to her majestic beauty, his black eyes looked dull compared to her large, orange eyes, coupled with prominent eyelashes and gold hoop earrings on both ears and red horns curved in the same fashion as Onigashima.

All of this made Y/N beg the question: "Who are you?" Y/N asked. The nude female opened her mouth to answer but Y/N gave her a pause sign. "Before you answer, nude woman, I need to ask how the hell you got here?! I'm pretty sure that I rented this whole bath house to myself! So who the hell are you?! I ought to drop kick you for interrupting my nice bath time!" Y/N complained with a red face, ripping a chunk of the poor peach into his mouth, chomping slowly and aggressively as he waited for the answer.

Sweat dropping at the sudden outburst of the male, she thought about what to say. "I mean, you asked two questions," she said, making Y/N pull a face that said he'll kick her right this instant, "but I can answer both," she finished, making Y/N go less red in the face with a few less veins popping out of his forehead. "I'm Yamato. The way I got in here was by walking into the bath house. Because you asked twice, my name is Yamato, just in case you got angry and forgot about it," she explained, unintentionally making Y/N's skin swell with anger.

Y/N's leg rose up from the water but stopped midway as he blinked. 'Yamato. Yamato... Wait, isn't that Kaido's son?' he thought. The real issue was that the gender obviously didn't match up; the vagina and breasts were a clear indicator, as well as something for his eyes to gaze upon. 'Cool horns, flowing hair similar to Kaido, toned physique... strength rolling off of her.' He blinked several more times, making Yamato cock at her head from the way he was acting now, compared to his pissed off expression. "Wait, Kaido said you were his son, but you're a woman. What the hell is going on here?!"

Yamato had a look of distaste at her lineage to Kaido being spoked out loud, which Y/N noticed, and so it was his turn to cock his head in confusion about what could have happened. I mean, he did know that Kaido was a really big bastard but that didn't explain everything. "Yeah... it's not really a fun parent to have. That's why I came to the bath house. I need someway to escape from that stupid gorilla!" Yamato told Y/N, making Y/N chuckle at the degrading insult used; of course, he'd never laugh in Kaido's face if Yamato said that name to the Emperor's face - life was good, and he wanted to keep living it.