You r dating ur big meaty boyfriend he likes u but he also loves u and he loves cooking. One day while u r working as guys wife and waitress in the cool restaurant he opened 3 days ago he invite u in the kitchen. U r afraid but guy don't care. You enter the kitchen wearing ur uniform ( a big potato sack ) and guy start to sizzle te butter in the pan. "Guy what r u doin in here???" U question ur noodle hair bf. "I like to cook" guy say. "Oh............?.!..!.'z" you r confused & turned in by guys sizzling butter pan. Guy smells the dirt sent on u and whisper in ur ear "ur hot" u start to cry happy and kiss guys mouth. You can taste the raw shellfish he just consumed and u r kind of grossed out but u still like guy so you go with it. Guy is rly offended that his butter is still sizzling so he rips off ur potato sack. U r exposed. Guy is very intimidated so he open the oven and put u in. "Delicious" he yodels "I will cook u to perfect!!" He take the butter off the pan and pour it in a cup and drink it raw. "Parkour" he smiles
