You and guy fieri are dating and kissing in the night outside of guys run down shady apartment building. Things r gettin STEAMY fast and ur already wearing all your clothes except ur socks. Guy is really sexually frustrated and happy for you when suddenly two manly men come around the turn and spot a hottie. The two men walk up to you and your extra grease and that's when you can see their faces.... It's John cena and billy Ray Cyrus??? You're confused at first but then you realize they're challenging u & guy 2 a hardcore rap off. Guy won 3 world championships back in highschool but u know John cena has won 62 world championships every year since 2010. There's never been a civilian to beat john and his muscle body in all of history but this is for the sake of guys virginity. You spit out a sick rhyme
Its ur dog
In the fog
Like a frog
In a log
He hates smog
Word
Everyone is impressed and John comes at ur neck with a sick twist of his own
I'm baked
I smoke weed
Everyday since 1964
I own every marijuana
Mother fuker
You know he's only bluffing but out of charity you gasp and billy Ray takes the wheel
Ur a little ass
You have a small ass
Ur a piece of sass
Sassafras
Hoe
You know it's over but you have to trust guy fieri to win it for you. This is a tense moment and Ya know guy ain't do well in stress moments
It's yo boy
Guy fieri
I'm sexy and I know it
I have tits
Hell ya
SHIT. Guy won and he beat the men and you're happy the end
