U and guy go on your first date and guy says he wants to take you for some dinner because he likes to eat and he likes you so he will be happy. U say no at first but can't resist guys pouting face so u say "ok fine whatever" and u r secretly really eggcited. Guy doesn't want to spend any money on u so he takes you to his own restaurant. It's really run down and kind of shady u see a rat running into the kitchen. U r impressed, guy can see ur face and ur eyes and u blush pinkly. Guy says u r the most beautiful Homosapien he's seen besides himself. U get a boner in your heart. Guy smiles, "my pizza rolls are done" he say as he get up and leave you at the table alone. When guy comes back he is dragging a sexy woman by the arm and throws her towards the table. "This my mom" guy say to you. Guys mother looks u in the eye "hot" she says and leaves again. You question what just happen but you figure it's not out of the ordinary. The Holliday weekend is coming up and it's nearly Christmas in July. U and guy go on a vacation to Alaska and the heat doesn't get to you. Guys mother comes along because guy hates traveling alone with you. Guys mom spills hot chili on your pants and guy laughs at you. You are very happy the end.
