It is summer when u need to get a heart transplant. Sadly there r no extra hearts for u to use so u r stuck. When your true love guy fieri finds out he calls the doctirs. A few weeks later u go into the hospital, ready for your risky surgery. Guy is sitting next 2 yhuu while ur doc tells u it's time to begin the surgery. You say bye bye to guy guy and are wheeled way. When u come back u find a note on a table next 2 you. It appers to be from ur baby- guy fieri. "Sorry I can't be with u after ur surgery I'm always in ur heart bbg." U are touched. A nurse come in and u ask "where's my bf" she is confused "who's ur boi" she questions. "Oh you know, the big man with the hair and the face." She immediately knows u r talking about guy. "U didn't know??" U shake your head. "He gave u his heart. He dead bitch." She says "I'm sorry 4 ya loss." She walks out and slams the door. You begin to cry. After about 13 minutes u r over it so u go home. Guy is there very alive but lazy. "Wtf" u say to ur sexy boy. "Hey hot mom" guy say to you. You blush "I though u died (-:" u say. Guy laughs "I'm breathing oxygen" he says flirty... "I killed a man." He says u r sexually frustrated with guy "ok so fuckin what" you giggly say. Guy winks at u and takes a bite of his chicken leg. "Love u bae" he say. "Do ur thang with that chicken wang" u whisper into his ear and hit him in the face with a big juicy chicken.
