We all have something tht take away the pain from our deep inner soul... Guy plays gambling games. One day guy goes to the casino and spends ur life savings. It is the depth of the dark cold winter and you and ur scxy sugar boyfriend are in poverty and have no $$ to buy ur daily needs. Guy get fired from the food network and triple d and triple g get shut down. His fan base is upset by the struggle news. U r cold and homeless snuggling with gay fieri in the city street. Guy whisper in ur ear sexily "just because we're homeless doesn't mean we can't hoohahoo tikki tikki if yanno what I mean (-;" u r offended and afraid so u say no. Guy ruffle your hair and call you funnie. Guy loves to gamble so after he collects $30 off the streets he plays the lottery and wins big. Guy has 146 dollars now!! He spends all of that on the litter and wins 100000000000990900097773820000027177278292082 currency. He is happy and buys a house for u and he to live and kiss in. Guy gets gambling help after u threaten to block him on Twitter. Guy is a star. U and guy have been dating for 13 days and that is when guy pulls out a ring for ur lil finger. "Will you be my girl fieri??" He say. A big wet tear falls from ur eye socket. "Fuck yea booiii" you say emotionally. You and guy do the stanky leg if u know what I'm gettin at...... Yes
