You met guy fieri while nude on omegle. The moment he took a look at your belly button lint he fell head over heels in love with you. He gave you his KIK and sent you a flirty wink emoji from his android phone. You and Guy dated for many months before he drove his big car to you and almost ran you over. "Ow" you say t guy as he suks a big piece of corn in his teeth. U really like seein that hunk of beef gettin rowdy in the drivers seat. Guy *whips* out a peace of his mom meatloaf. "Sorry I only suck cok." Guy whips out his wank dank and you say "what's that??" Guy gets out of his car and forgets to turn on the breaks. His weenie gets squished under the car tire "ow" guy screeches into your ear. U cut it off for safe keeping and put it in a frame.
2 mths later it's the middle of the Great Depression and ur hungry for a hunk of beef. You eat guys genitals raw and uncooked.
