Chapter 7: Surprise?

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Charlie's pov:

So i'm laying on the bed ready for a good time and then

??: "Dad, I don't feel good...AAAAAHHHHH"

Nick gets up and i pull up my boxers. Nick chasing after whichever kid that was.

I chase after them both and i'm now standing in blake's room with her looking traumatized on her bed and nick looking embarrassed.

Charlie: "Honey, i'm sorry you saw what you saw but that's why we've taught you to knock"

Blake; "not when we're sick!"

Nick: "how are you sick?"

Blake: "umm i don't know. i have like cramps and like *blood*"

(* means whisper)

Charlie: "sorry huh?"

Blake: "*i think i got my period*"

Nick: "oh shit umm yay love that for you umm do you want me to call grandma or colette?"

Blake: "i don't know i guess colette"

I already have my phone out calling her.

Charlie: "hey can you get home like right now?"

Charlie: "no no-one died....thank you"

Charlie: "she's on her way. But about what you saw..."

Blake: "i don't wanna talk about it"

Nick: "honey, we just need you to know that this is what people who love each other do and you don't"

Blake: "dad i'm 13 please stop"

Nick: "okay, well we love you and if you wanna talk about what you saw in therapy, i would too"

Blake: "love you too"

We walk out and close the door.

Nick: "did we do okay?"

Charlie: "i think so?"

Nick: "okay well now then *let me continue what i was gonna start*"

I pat his strong rugby arm-

Charlie: "later let's wait for colette"

(After colette arrives)

Colette: "so what happened?"

Charlie: "blake got her period..."

Colette: "oh shit okay"

She runs upstairs yelling-

Colette: "i got this shit covered"

I laugh slightly and go to find eli.

He's sitting on the couch watching tv with subtitles on. I pause his show and stand in front of him.

Eli: "•what•"

Charlie: "•well i want you tell me about this kid who destroyed your hearing aids•"

Eli: "•well he's tall,fluffy hair, super funny, nice eyes, *id marry him•"

Charlie: "•hmm okay...wait...WHAT?•"

Eli: "•surprise?•"

Nick and the girls come downstairs into the living room and eli speak up-

Eli: "•dad, sisters, i'm a homosexual•"

Nick: "•aww char, i knew we would have gay kids!"

Charlie: "•Does anyone in this family like women?! cause i know i don't!•"

Nick: "•i kinda do•"

Eli: "•i don't•"

Blake: "•i don't either•"

Colette: "•umm surprise?•"

Nick: "•WE GOT THE WHOLE LGB GOING. CHAR ITS LIKE POKEMON CARDS!!!!•"

Colette: "•you did not just compare your gay kids to pokémon cards?!•"

Nick: "•and i'll do it again motherfuckers•"

Charlie: "•language•"

nick: "•sorry•"

After all that we stand sit and watch a movie together and jsut have some good family time💗

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