Hi. If your name is Moe Dronaldsonsonson LXXII with a green honda civic and an apple orchard in the middle of Oregon, than you are in big trouble.
I have been closely monitoring you and your family for the past decade, and today I witnessed something quite peculiar. Your son, Moellius Dronaldsonsonson LXXIII, brushed his teeth without flossing afterwards. I must say, that is horrendous dental hygiene. I am utterly disgusted at his behavior. If you are missing your gutters and washing machine, now you know why.
I also ate all of of your wall insulation because it looked pretty. I downed the rest of your delicious blue gatorade only to find that it was windex. Now, my kidneys and arteries have created an ensemble of Let it Go. Why does windex taste so good. I also climbed your roof and dropped a muskrat down your chimney as a late christmas gift. Don't tell me it wasn't a good gift.
I am currently banned from 13 states including California. I tried to break into my own house and then I blamed it on NASA. When the judge asked, "How do you plead", my answer was "Yesn't" so he banned me. Your attic is really cold btw.
BYE POOKIE- attic dweller <3 /
