Lego Monkie Kid (OC and Genderbend Insert)

S2 E5: Minor Scale

The scene opens to the inside of the Bone Demon Temple, Monkey King tries to prevent a spiked trap from crushing him. MK contacts Monkey King through astral projection.

MK: "Monkey King! It worked!"

Sun Wukong: "Hey, bud. So, you figured out astral projection, huh?"

MK: "Yeah, and I only had five nose bleeds. How's your vacation? How are you? it's so good to see-!"

Sun Wukong: "Now's not the best time bud."

MK: "Okay, it's just I hadn't heard from you in a bit and- My... My training-"

Sun Wukong: "Uh, yeah. I'm gonna need you to keep working on your own in a little while. Remember, you can do it. Trust your instincts. I don't know, maybe work on shrinking your staff?"

MK: "Oh, you mean like this?"

He does it in front of him before he puts the staff away.

Sun Wukong: "Okay, smart guy. Shrink yourself then!"

MK: "Shrink myself? How the donk am I meant to learn that?"

Sun Wukong: "Ah, you'll figure it out. Just think little. Oh! Uh, my masseuse is here. Gotta run!"

MK: "Trust my instincts? Wait-!"

Monkey King flees the trap, cutting MK off from the call before he looks up at a painting of Lady Bone Demon's many forms.

Sun Wukong: "So, what are you hiding?"

He punches the stone painting, revealing a skull before the camera cuts to the mysterious child, who's doing a spell with the furnace.

Spider Queen: "*appears from above* I don't know who taught you how to take revenge, but it ain't normally this boring."

Zhizhu: "*appears next to her* Yeah, Can we hurry this along?"

Mysterious Child: "*sighs* With time and patience, the mulberry leaf becomes a silk gown."

She moves her arm to the right to reveal three items, a lamp of sorts, the golden staff and a small flower.

Mysterious Child: "There are still three items we have yet to add to the furnace. Destiny cannot be hurried, My Queen."

Spider Queen: "So, you keep saying. Well, my patience is growing thin, Little Miss Mystery. At least lighten up a little. Your creepy whisper business is getting on my nerves."

The scene cuts to Pigsy's Noodle Shop as MK is tired from moping and Liù is placing the silverware on the tables.

Pigsy: "Look alive, kids! This place needs to be spec and spang! We got a very special guest coming!"

Liù: "Yeah, but for who?"

Boarus: "It's best if you don't ask for now."

Tang: "*appears from the doorway* Did someone say free noodles with a special guest? *sits down* Ooo, fancy!"

Pigsy: "Beat it Tang! There's only one guy eating free today and that's-"

Tang: "Would that be the Food Critic Golden Cicada Yum-Yum? Hmmm?"

He pulls out his laptop and shows it to them. It shows Tang's profile which almost looks like him. Pigsy screamed but also hid his laughter, Boarus on the other hand was not buying it.

Boarus: "Tang, there is no way that you'd be a food critic in one day. How do we know that you're not lying to us just to get free food?"

Tang: "Maybe it's because you're not a believer on many levels. So, what's on the menu?"