English:
Me: Can I write a song?!
Science:
Me: I shall be Danny O'Donoghue.
History:
Me: Could we watch 'Centuries' by Fall Out Boy? It's extremely educative in this subject!
Math:
Me: I already know how to calculate the cost of concert tickets and band merch. I needn't know algebra, for it isn't useful in my life.
Teacher: Everybody needs algebra in their lives, Sara!
Me: Oh please, when's the last time you saw Brendon Urie figuring out where x is?!
Sport:
Me: Turn up 'Irresistible'!
Home Economics:
Me: "I'm too punk rock for this." [-Michael Clifford]
Drama:
Me: Okay, here's The Script- I shall fall in love with Vic and we're getting married next week.
Music:
Me: Let's listen to an album on repeat then answer questions on the artist, starting with All Time Low!
Students: Ugh...
Me: YOU PEASANTS GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?! IF YOU DO, I'VE A GREAT REASON TO BLOW YOU ALL UP UP UP!
Chinese:
Me: *Listens to bands in class*
Teacher: Please turn that off.
Me: Can you teach me to sing this in Chinese?
Teacher: Well, uh, no...
Me: THEN I SHALL CONTINUE TO SING IT.
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Bands
RandomA book filled with band-inflicted humour! The official first edition of IdioticallyStupid's band books! (I since found out that my previous [precious] JalexAtTheDisco username was illegal...) (For some reason, Wattpad thought it would be hilarious...
