Chinese class:
Teacher: Is there anything you would like to learn today, class?
Me: Yes!
Teacher: What would you like to learn?
Me: How do I say, "I'm addicted to music"?
Teacher: *Tells me* Why do you ask?
Friend: Show her the photo of Fall Out Boy!
Me: *Shows desktop background.*
Teacher: Uh... Uh wow, Sara...
Me: THAT'S JOE AND ANDY AND PETE AND THIS GUY RIGHT HERE IS PATRICK!
Kid: They're so ugly... *Makes a face.*
Me: WHAT?!
Kid: They are...
Me: DON'T YOU DARE TALK ABOUT MY FUTURE BOYFRIEND AND BEST FRIENDS LIKE THAT!!!
Random person: Which one's your boyfriend?
Me: Stump.
Random person: Who?
Me: Patrick!
*We argue over FOB while the teacher waits patiently...*
*45 mins later*
Teacher: Class dismissed.
YOU ARE READING
Bands
RandomA book filled with band-inflicted humour! The official first edition of IdioticallyStupid's band books! (I since found out that my previous [precious] JalexAtTheDisco username was illegal...) (For some reason, Wattpad thought it would be hilarious...
