As my grandma was driving me home from school, she asks, "Do you listen to Justin Bieber?"
Me: WHAT?! EW. NO. NEVER. GOD NO. DO YOU NOT HEAR VIC HERE?!
Her: I'm just asking, he is very popular. Do your friends like him?
Me: They listen to Pop shizzle so... Yeah, probably.
Her: WHY DON'T YOU LISTEN TO THE MUSIC YOUR FRIENDS LISTEN TO?! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE DIFFERENT?!
Me: Please notify me when those Pop idiots start singing like Kellin, Vic, Danny, Mitch, Oli, Patrick, Hayley, (names other singers in bands).
Her: . . .
--LATER--
Grandma: *Dance, Dance(s) like Uma Thurman to PTV as she Feels Like Dancin'*
She didn't even realise. I guess she'll Do It Now, Remember It Later.
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Bands
РазноеA book filled with band-inflicted humour! The official first edition of IdioticallyStupid's band books! (I since found out that my previous [precious] JalexAtTheDisco username was illegal...) (For some reason, Wattpad thought it would be hilarious...
