The following happens all the time [low]:
Mum: I got you something, you're going to love it!
Me: IS IT LUKE HEMMINGS?!
Mum: Who?
Me: Never mind...
Mum: It's super cool!
Me: DON'T TELL ME YOU KIDNAPPED BRENDON URIE...
Mum: Who's Bren- whatever you said?
Me: *Sighs* Never mind...
Mum: Guess what I got you!
Me: *Goes through 50 band members, all of which were incorrect*
Me: *Frustrated* I don't know, band merch?
Mum: Where would I get that?
Me: Whatever it is, you can keep it for yourself.
YOU ARE READING
Bands
De TodoA book filled with band-inflicted humour! The official first edition of IdioticallyStupid's band books! (I since found out that my previous [precious] JalexAtTheDisco username was illegal...) (For some reason, Wattpad thought it would be hilarious...
