Mum: We're getting a pet!
Me: What?
Mum: A puppy!
Me: WHERE ON EARTH DID YOU GET CALUM HOOD FROM?!
Mum: Huh?
Me: TELL ME!
Mum: I don't know what you're talking about, we're getting a Wheaten Terrier.
Me: You sure you didn't get Ashton?
YOU ARE READING
Bands
RastgeleA book filled with band-inflicted humour! The official first edition of IdioticallyStupid's band books! (I since found out that my previous [precious] JalexAtTheDisco username was illegal...) (For some reason, Wattpad thought it would be hilarious...
