I'm used to a hyperfixation consuming all aspects of my life, but seriously?
Now I have to lie constantly so no one finds out that I'm from another universe. Should be easy, right?
I knew I was about to have fun for the next few hours when Kavo pinned Kuzco to the wall to challenge him to a fight.
I resisted the urge to clap my hands like an excited child, I'm not that mean...
"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Kavo sit Kuzco down nice-nice. Kavo get yummy candy. Comprende?"
"Kuzco scared. Kavo laugh." Kavo replied, he's a man of very very few words.
Kuzco mustered up a weak laugh, "Don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful..."
"We fight. Today. Sunset." Kavo then dropped Kuzco to the floor, in a not very nice-nice fashion.
As Kavo departed the scene, I approached Kuzco looking down at him with a small grin on my face, "What flowers do you want at your funeral?"
"Ha. Ha. Very funny." Kuzco remarked as he stood up, "I won't be needing a funeral, because I won't be fighting... I'll be-"
"Hiding like a coward?" I asked.
"If you don't have anything constructive to say, just help me find a good hiding spot."
"Uh, no."
"What do you mean no? I thought you we're being nice to me."
"The moment has passed... Also, I want to see the fight. It'll be fun to see you get squished. Won't be so high and mighty when you're a puddle of goo on the floor."
"First of all, ew. Second of all, just help me. Why do you hate me?" He whined at me, pouting like a child.
I groaned, "Just... Go hop in a bin or something."
"A what?"
"Oh my days... A trash can."
"It's not my fault there's a language barrier." Kuzco stated.
"Go before I decide to fight you too."
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"Hey, Addie, have you seen Kuzco anywhere? I can't find him." Malina asked at the start of lunch.
Adelaide rolled her eyes, "He's hiding."
"What? Why?"
"Kavo wants to fight him."
"Oh... I mean, he has been provoking Kavo... But, violence is never the answer." Malina declared.
"How very pacifist of you... I, on the other hand, think it'll be a good source of entertainment." Adelaide replied, taking a sip of her drink.
Malina shot her a look, "You used to be so quiet and polite... I think you've been hanging around Kuzco too much."
Adelaide gasped in offence, spluttering as she struggled to come up with a response. Malina smirked, chucking her empty can into the bin.
