That one space girl (Invader Zim X Y/N)

Meeting the Stink Boy.

Still sitting at lunch, you think about trying to get in contact with Dib. Though he seemed crazy about the supernatural maybe you could force him to not believe in aliens so he wouldn't blow your cover. This would be hard since he already exposed me, or at least tried to.

"Ring" went the school bells.

"Ok, so they have the budget for the school bell but not for anything else?" Zim had seemed quite amused with my comment. "Well, Koff-human, I look forward to coming over to my INGENIUS LAIR. after Skool" "Well, Zim, that sounds nice."

Everybody started walking back to their classrooms and I followed everybody back until eventually making it back to Mrs. Bitters classroom. When I got into the room I couldn't remember where my seat was, so I waited till everybody else sat down till I got into my seat again, I was next to a girl with purple hair and a black headband, her name was Zita. 

As soon as Mrs. Bitters got into the classroom once again, she continued to ramble about how the universe will eventually implode on itself. "Doom doom doom." she recited. I was about to zone out when a note flew on my desk, it was from Zim, the note said "Koff-human, Humiliate the Dib thing." obviously I wasn't going to do it, and any ways how was I supposed to, Zim didn't give me any instructions, not to mention the note had terrible handwriting and spelling, not saying mine is any better, I don't know much about this world for I have only been on it for a few years.

 I started scribbling on the note the best I could so it could seem I was human, in the end the note I replied to said, "no way alien boy." and passed it back to him. Thankfully Mrs. Bitters didn't notice, in fact I think I could do a lot of things Infront of Mrs. Bitters and she wouldn't care, who allowed her to get a teacher's degree? 

Now, to get Dib's attention without drawing......attention.

I thought I could try and get his attention by the one Zim used, crumbling up a thin earth paper and writing on it, or do I write on it first, then crumble it up? The human ways are too confusing. 

I hold a piece of notebook paper, but it is connected to the rings, I think I have to rip it out, I yank the paper and it makes a big rip sound. MRS. BITTERS STILL DIDNT NOTICE. i write on the paper aggressively, did she even care, or was she to blind? I don't know how to start a human conversation, especially one on paper. 

I didn't know what to write so I wrote something stupid like "Want to talk?" with a stupid smiley face at the end. I crumbled it up and passed it over to Dib. It was only till he opened the paper till I realized how stupid I made myself sound. Soon enough he passed the paper back, it was crumbled up again, I was shaking to open it in fear of rejection.

The note read. "Sure, I'd like to talk to an alien before I do an autopsy :)" I looked at the paper in shock, he actually thought I was an alien, he's not wrong, but already off the bat?! He also wanted to cut me open and look at my organs, is he for real.

I started writing really fast, I didn't care if my handwriting looked good at this point, I was just trying to find out this guy's deal. I wrote "first off I'm not an alien, anyone with eyes can see I'm not." I didn't have a good disguise so that was the wrong thing to say but I continued "And second, you want to cut me open, the things they said about you were right, you're off your rocker" I didn't actually hear bad things about Dib, but I wanted him to feel remorse.

I crumbled it up aggressively and this time I threw it at his big head. He noticed the ball and started unraveling it. then next thing I knew HE STARTED RIPPING UP THE PAGES. THE AUDACITY OF THIS DUDE.

The bell had rung once more, it was outside recess.

You decided to confront Dib during recess, but Zim would block you.

"Zim go away, I need to talk to Dib." 

Zim nodded; he knew what you said but you guessed he didn't process it so you specified it.

"Zim, that means alone." 

"Yeah, I know what you mean, but I just don't care." he scoffed.

"Zim, just move."

I tried to move to the side and walk again but he blocked me AGAIN.

"Zim doesn't take orders from earth girl scum." he said with confidence and arrogancy.

EARTH GIRL SCUM!? who does he think he is.

"Zim, I don't know why you're doing this, but I need to handle my own problems."

"Fine, Punch Dib for me." he said then walking away with a smug, while I was in my fight or flight mode. Leaving me with a confused face.

I started walking to Dib, rolling up my sleeves each time I got closer. "Dib, we have some unfinished business." I spoke. Dib looked all surprised like he didn't know anything, then it snapped for him "Oh yeah the note, Yea, I know you're an alien." "I'm not an alien, Dib!" gosh I hated lying. "You are though." "Even if I was, you want to cut me open?! I'm not going to donate my body to science, Freak!" I don't think you can donate your body to science anyways "whatever, If you won't let me do an autopsy, I'll just force you to." IS THIS GUY INSANE "DUDE WHAT THE HECK."

 I started to clench my fist when Gaz started getting involved. "Dib, what are you doing." she said with a scowl on her face. Gaz was a girl with darker purple hair she seemed to keep to herself and was a lot different from dib, she still seemed to believe in aliens though, but didn't obsess over them. "Harassing an alien, why do you ask?" Everybody stopped talking for a few seconds after Dib said that, then Gaz turned to me and said, "beat the shit out of him." Dib paused then shouted, "GAZ YOU CAN'T SAY THOSE WORDS!" I took this as a chance to swing at him. After I did that Zim looked over, and saw Dib buckled over in pain.

he walked over and looked at dib then looked at me "Nice work." he said. Seriously, all I had to do was hit him once and he is out, how can a human be that weak, if an Irken was that weak they would send them to foodcourtia. 

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