That one space girl (Invader Zim X Y/N)

Zim Is More Stupid Than I thought.

I got up from my couch and got my base keys and left for Zim's house. I stepped onto the dirty sidewalk and started walking to Zim's house. It was a good thing his house wasn't too far from mine. I walked onto his driveway and saw how the lawn was covered in short humans with silly hats on, but as soon as I got near the house the eyes of the statues were red. I frantically looked for Zim, but he was nowhere to be seen.

 The human statue's eyes shot something at me, I couldn't tell what it was, but it really hurt. "Ow!" I said in instinct just then Somebody pulled me into the base, it was Zim. "Finally, human." he said as if he were waiting for a turtle. "Huh, I wasn't even gone for that long." I commented. He let go of me and walked even further into his house. "I need your help, human." he said "What, the great Zim needs help from a HUMAN?" i laid my hand in my chest surprised and also cocky. I know he didn't REALLY need help. "Yes, you are now my human slave." Um what the heck "excuse me!?" "I said, you are my slave now, human." Zim is so stupid I can't. "I am not your slave, Zim." "Fine, what are they called again, finds?" "Friends, Zim, they're called friends." "Whatever, human." 

I'm starting to get really tired of being called what I want to destroy. "Call me by my name, Zim." I uttered gritting through my teeth. "Fine, whatever, Koff-human." Koff-human?! It's not terrible, but I can deal, at least for now. "So, what do you want, Zim." "You work for me now, Koff-human." I work for him now. I mean it's better than what I would have had planned.

"Sure, I don't care." "Great, now I shall share with you my AMAZING PLANS." I smiled; I was glad he trusted me enough to share his plans. "Ok Zim, tell me your plans." "Ok human, I call this one PROJECT DOOMSDAY." I was happy he would tell, what he thought was a human, his plans for earth destruction, until I had listened to the whole plan.

Oh my god, this plan Is dookie. "Zim, your plan is dookie." "EH, what's dookie about it." "Um, maybe because your 'Step One' is 'look up crimes online.' and 'Step Two' is 'do the crimes'." "Yes, Yes, what about it." he smudged. I looked at him for a couple of seconds. "The problem is, it's not foolproof. If you want a plan to work, you have to make sure you have all of the gaps sealed, so nothing can go wrong." "I guess you are right Koff-human." he started writing down new ways to take over earth, at that moment in time a little dog came walking in the room, he came out of a TRASH CAN?!

I sat there and just pondered on why he was there, and if he was put there, and it walked up to me and yelled "YOU WANT SOME WAFFLES?!" I flinched and the sound, "GIR, not right now, we are talking about planet destruction." "You know what, sure, I'll have some waffles?" The little thing started running back into the kitchen and started making 'waffles. Then while the thing was gone, Zim whispered to me "His waffles taste bad." so I whispered back "what are waffles." "What human doesn't know what a waffle is, have you been living under the rock?" he talked normally.

"I guess I have, Zim." I replied back, and in short time the little animal had come back running to me with a plate of brown squares squished together and some watery golden juice, i grabbed one and shoved it into my mouth, then I realized, I don't think I can digest this, it wasn't bad but it burned my mouth, I had to resist from throwing up. Zim looked at me confused "Human, what is your deal? I thought humans liked waffles." "Yea, it's good, let's change the subject." i said with my mouth full, then i swallowed, hard.  "What do you look like without your disguise?" 

Maybe that was t the best thing to say at the moment. Zim looked at me with confused eyes, does he not know that anyone with a brain can figure out he isn't human? "Look Zim," I said "I know you're an alien, and frankly I'm surprised others don't."

"No, Zim is not an alien." he mumbled "Dude, Just the way you talk reveals that you're not human, and the way you say your sentences in the third person." I confidently replied. "FINE, if you must know, I, ZIM, am planning to destroy the earth and conquer it for my leaders, THE ALMIGHTY TALLEST!" he yelled "I know, it was obvious." I uttered, I hesitated to take another bite of the waffles, and tried to scarf them down my throat like I was human, this time it was easier to digest, like I was adapting, I was glad Zim didn't think anything of my hesitations, I guessed he was too stupid to find out.