Twisting The Twisted

Prologue

"Darling we finally got a baby" bit of emotional touch~

What baby?

Which baby?

Who's baby?

Last time I remember was the fact that a stupid truck driver was in front of me, and boom. I regret my life for not being able to see season 4,5,6 other than that it was pretty much hell

which seasons?

classroom of the elite of course

But now I am here on a random women's hands, who is staring at me as if she wants to eat me. scary~

wait I am moving, who is this man now? 

~started to use his brain~

OOOH I am ThE BaBy DeFiNATely

due to the amount of stress I build I started waving my hand, and accidentally hit a glass bottle nearby which caused it to fall

and it broke

will they ask a baby to pay for it?

"oh no it broke the glass bottle"

"it alright it wasn't for much anyways Ill ask the maids to clean it up"

"what should we name the boy anyways? darling~"

"what about Oreki? Because you know he broke..."

"That joke was horrible, but I think the name isn't bad, Oreki Kagenou it has a nice ring to it"

"Ok I will write that name in the documents right now"

What about my opinion?

Oh wait I am a damn baby

I was started to get bored with all the flirting which was happening in front of me so I watched the TV nearby, and suddenly a advertisement popped up, it was about a famous high school named Advanced Nurturing High School

Frick it I am going there

-5 years later-

Now I can finally use my body in full capacity

All this time I was researching about this universe and I was surprised to know that I was born in 2000, Japan.  So this means if everything is how I think it is, when I am 16 and I am enrolled in ANHS, Kiyotaka will be in year 2

I am not complaining at all, actually I think this will be better.

During my past life I was a genius, and it looks like I am a much more genius here, I have genuine questions here and there such as:

Did my IQ add up?

Or I am just a better genius here?

At least I know in my genes, the physical abilities are awesome, their IQ is also above average, and their physical appearance is not to make a joke of too, as if you can get ugly people in this universe other than Yamauchi and Ike

So if I do everything perfectly I may be able to train as hard or more harder than the white room and be able to achieve what even Kiyotaka wasn't able to achieve, which is emotions

-10 Years Later-

 Its 2015, and I got enrolled into ANHS

as if I wont

but the problem is that I got enrolled in class A, because of my OAA and no defects

--Oreki Kagenou--