Marc
peppino is a pirate now
Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
Peppino's face just looks really confused now. His toe is screaming in Russian, and now his... His...
"What"
Marc
his penis turns into a screaming mexican fish
Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
As he's sitting on the boat, he feels and hear his big toe, who is now screaming in fluent Russian. This is a weird development to him, considering he has no clue as to WHY the toe is screaming, or EVEN HOW. He's just going to take this in stride.
Marc
HIS TOES ARE SCREAMING RUSSIAN FISH
Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
"WAIT-A, COME-A BACK-A!!!"
He looks up just in time to see the former prime minister running off. Peppino gives a few weak yells before he realizes something.
"Oh, hell..."
He sighs.
"I guess this is my life now..."
Peppino takes a seat, and begins to relax, as his boat drifts away into the ocean. Whatever happens next, he's just going to go with it.
Marc
the former prime minister throws him onto the ship, and runs off into poland, leaving him drifting away into the sea
Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
"AGH! HELP-A ME!! I DON-A WANT-A TO BE IN A PIRATE SHI-A-A"
Peppino tries to struggle away from the former prime minister, his voice now filled with fear, as he's dragged onto a pirate ship against his will. His attempts are pretty useless though, considering this man is probably pretty damn strong.
Marc
former polish prime minister, comes out from the shadows, grabs peppino by his arm, and drags him into a pirate ship this is for your own good
Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
"EWWWW!!!"
Peppino is once again drenched in yet more fish blood, as he hears the screams of the dying audience. He's absolutely horrified by all of this, and is desperately trying to cover his ears, though it's not really doing much.
Marc
dagon trips and falls onto the chainsaw, killing him brutally. peppino is covered in fish blood again, hearing all of the screams from the audience as well
Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
"YOUR-A FRIEND TOLD-A YOU TO USE A CHAINSAW?!! WHAT-A THE HELL KIND OF FRIEND-A DOES THAT?!"
Peppino is still running as fast as he can away from the chainsaw, still terrified and confused as to why all of this is happening. He looks around to see who his friend is, but finds nobody around. Was it the noise guy? That guy with all of the vomit on him, who ran away? He doesn't know.
Marc
my friend told me to
Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
"WHAT-A THE HELL-A ARE YOU-A DOING!!"
Peppino attempts to run away as fast as he can, but Dagon's chainsaw allows him to pretty much keep pace with him. He's terrified by this event, and is wondering why exactly Dagon is trying to chase him down with a massive chainsaw.
Marc
dagon starts to chase him with the chainsaw
Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
"YOU-A JUST-A KILLED-A THEM!! THEY DIDN'A DO-A ANYTHING!"
Peppino's mind is once again blown at the events unfolding before him. A massive chainsaw, a tree chopped down in his honour, and now, a few hundred innocent audience members have been crushed by the tree. He's absolutely dumbfounded by all of this, and is almost speechless.
Marc
yeah dagon says as the tree falls directly onto the audience, crushing about 700 people
Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
"WH-WH..."
The massive chainsaw transforms into an even larger one, as Dagon proceeds to cut down a tree in Peppino's honour. His mind is completely blown at all the events unfolding right in front of him.
"You... You really did-a that for-a me?"
Marc
his chainsaw transforms into a bigger chainsaw and he cuts down a large tree in peppino's honour
Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
Peppino's jaw drops as Dagon appears out of nowhere, and he lets out a small gasp of surprise. The fish overlord then proceeds to pull out a chainsaw, completely throwing Peppino off-guard.
