Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
"What the-a..."
Peppino pauses, hearing the loud sound. He slowly stands up, peering outside the front of the building to see what the cause of the noise was.
Marc
ye- dagon gets cut off by the sound of something crashing outside
Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
"Right? Imagine-a the biggest-a predator in da seas, with WINGS!? That would-a be enough-a to make a pizza man go mad."
Marc
oh, that would be a nightmare
Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
"Hm... Maybe the anchovies are-a like, a more advanced species?"
Peppino chuckles to himself.
"Imagine-a if something like-a the SHARKS got wings, eh?"
Marc
i wonder why actual flying fish didn't get real wings though
Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
Peppino pauses, trying to remember if he actually did fight flying anchovies in the tower.
"...I... I think I do, yeah."
Marc
don't you remember fighting them in the tower?
Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
"Anchovies grew wings?..."
He seems surprised to hear this, and he leans in.
"You-a aren't-a pulling my leg over-a these anchovies with-a wings, right? They-a actually did-a that?"
Marc
yeah, its crazy. i once saw a koi chop a goldfish's head off. i almost forgot about the anchovies too, they actually grew wings a while ago
Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
"Woah... So like-a, is-a there a fish war going-a down right now? The Koi vs. The Goldfish?! And the Koi are like-a martial arts masters?"
Marc
trust me, i've seen it
Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
"Wait-a really? Koi can do-a the ju-jitsu!? They-a can do all-a those crazy fancy kicks-a and flips-a like in the movies?"
Marc
well, some fish like the koi can fight back against these goldfish, cause they know ju-jitsu
Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
"Oh my gosh... But-a what-a about the OTHER fish, huh? They-a all have-a some special-a secret too?"
Marc
mhm
Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
Peppino's mind is practically blown by this fact.
"Really?... The goldfish are-a the masterminds of the ocean? They-a trick da big fish into think-a that they're-a just ordinary fish, just-a like those at-a the end of the food chain?"
Marc
people say goldfish have a memory of 3 seconds, but they're actually the masterminds of the sea and trick bigger fish into eating anything but them
Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
"I knew-a it, you know-a ALL of the big fish secrets!" Peppino can't stop himself from smiling in excitement, as he holds in his emotions of pure joy.
"Please, I've got-a to know... what-a is THE biggest fish secret-a there is?"
Marc
yup
Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
"Every fish? Wow... That's-a amazing."
Peppino pauses for a moment, an idea seemingly popping into his head.
"But-a hold on... You-a said you were-a a fish god, right...? Does that-a mean you know all-a da FISH SECRETS?"
Marc
any fish
Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
Peppino continues to watch on with pure fascination, giggling like a child as you turn into a new fish every time.
"Oh, that's-a incredible!... So, how many-a different types of-a fish can you-a turn into?"
Marc
yuppo continues to point finger at myself, becoming a new type of fish every time
Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
Peppino looks on in amazement, as the transformation completes. He seems extremely impressed, and he can't help but smile.
"You-a changed-a into-a a different fish just now, just-a like-a that? That's-a amazing!"
Marc
well, you dont have to points finger at myself and becomes a different type of fish
Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
"Hm... I'd-a have to agree with-a you there! Though, I wonder-a what kind of-a fish you would-a turn into, if I was-a to use this power on-a you..."
Marc
super fish sounds way cooler than just a small fish
Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
Peppino's eyes widen in realization, and he takes a moment to process this.
