Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
"WAH-AAHHHHHHH!!!"
He is indeed sent flying again when the fish lands onto the ship. Peppino hits the ground with a hard thump, and is knocked over from the sheer force of the impact. His toe and his..."thing" still scream out in pain, and he is now completely bewildered as to what the hell is happening to him. He's trying to get up, but he's still a bit disoriented from the sudden impact.
Marc
the fish throws its self onto the ship, sending peppino flying once again
Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
"WHA-"
He's cut off by the sudden emergence of the massive fish, the fish resembling his screaming toe and "thing" quite obviously. Peppino's mouth hangs open at the sight of this. He's completely bewildered by all of this, and the fish's screams are still incredibly loud.
Marc
suddenly, the ship starts to shake violently, as a giant fish, identical to the ones on his limbs, emerges from the water, screaming.*
Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
He immediately flinches as the pirate lunges at him, raising his arms in a protective motion. The pirate's blade connects with his raised arm, and though it cuts deep, it doesn't break skin, nor does it go all the way through. The pirate's just stuck into his arm, and they immediately recoil back.
Marc
one of the pirates lunges at him with a sword
Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
Peppino stares back at the crowd of screaming pirates with even more confusion, as they approach him with a menacing march. He's starting to get a little bit afraid, as they walk towards him and all say the same thing, the sound of their screams still echoing through the boat.
Marc
one of us, one of us, one of us the pirates start chanting, marching torwards peppino
Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
"They all have a... Fish disease?"
He slowly nods, he'd never really thought something like this existed, but that makes sense at this point. All of these people on this pirate ship have "fish disease", and he'd assume that was somehow the cause of the screaming.
Marc
fish disease
Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
Peppino stares back at all of the various new pirate additions, looking confused as all hell once again. His toe, and the other, are now screaming even louder, sounding almost like actual screams.
"What the hell is going on...?! What the heck is wrong with everyone's dicks and toes??"
Marc
27 million other pirates pop out from underneath the ship, all with screaming fish arms, fingers, and penises
Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
"STOOOOOP!!!!"
He finally snaps, yelling at the prime minister to stop questioning him. As the yells echo throughout the boat, the screaming from both his toe and the... Other thing... Become deafening, painful, and almost unbearable. He can't ignore their wails of pain anymore, not when they're this loud.
Marc
why
Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
"I SAID STOP!!!!"
He's becoming increasingly frustrated with the constant questioning from the prime minister. He's clearly at the end of his rope, and is at the point of losing his temper. His toe and his... "Thing"-a... They still hurt, and the screams are getting too loud... He can't keep ignoring them.
Marc
why
Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
"Just stop asking, OK?! You don't need to know about it, it's a personal topic, end of story!"
He's becoming increasingly agitated, it's clearly a sensitive topic for him. He's still trying to block out the screams coming from his toe and his-a... He's just trying to not say it, but... Well, it's getting painful by the second.
Marc
why
Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
"IT'S... IT'S-A NOTHING!!! Stop asking me about it!"
He's starting to get agitated, clearly upset that the former prime minister is questioning him about his private parts. He doesn't want to talk about it, and is annoyed that the polish man keeps asking about it.
Marc
why
Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
"D-Don't worry-a about it. Really, it's-a a nonissue."
He says quickly, the screams becoming louder and more painful, but he still doesn't want to admit what's really going on there. He's trying to avoid it.
Marc
why
Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
"Ah... Well... That-a is... Not important"
Peppino is clearly trying to avoid addressing that. His toe and penis are still screaming, and honestly? He'd rather not talk about it. In fact, he's quite embarrassed by all this.
"It's-a nothing, really."
Marc
i would be wondering why your penis is screaming though
Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
"But-a you're-a a-... You're a grown-a man. You're-a... A former prime minister. Why are-a you wearing a pretty princess dress?"
Peppino is clearly still dumbfounded at the sight of this. He's never expected to see anyone, let alone the former prime minister, wearing something like this.
Marc
dollae store pretty princess dress the pirate says in the pretty princess dress
Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
"Wh... Wha..."
Peppino immediately looks at the former polish prime minister with a completely dumbfounded expression on his face. The sight of the man wearing a dollar store pretty princess dress really takes him by surprise.
"Wha-a-a-at the hell are you -a wearing-a?"
Marc
returns wearing a dollar store pretty princess dress
Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
He waits patiently, his toe and penis continue to scream, but he just ignores them at this point. His mind is already going crazy trying to understand all of this, and he has the feeling that this is one of those situations where ignorance is the best option.
Marc
goes round the corner to change
Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
"Yarr... Aye aye captain."
He nods, settling down where he is. He looks around at his surroundings, waiting for whatever it is that's about to happen.
Marc
wait here
Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
Peppino is still trying to comprehend all of this as he gives a small "arr" in agreement. His big toe and penis continue to scream angrily, but Peppino doesn't acknowledge them anymore. He's used to them by this point.
Marc
yarr welcome to pirate boat FISH BOY
Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
He now stares down at himself, noticing that he was now a pirate. Considering the former prime minister threw him onto the boat, he just assumes that this must be some sort of initiation into becoming a pirate or something. His big toe and penis are still screaming though, and it's kind of disturbing.
