part six - shark attack

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Marc
yep, and i-dagon gets cut off by the honks of the uber oh our ride is here!



Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
"Huh... That makes-a sense. So, you're also like-a, incharge of everything fish too?"



Marc
my dad was a god, so i guess i am too.



Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
"Uh... Are-a you sure!? What if something-a bad happens and you-a... You know what, never mind."

With a quick shrug, Peppino takes a sip. After a moment of silence he asks:

"You-a are a-a god? I mean-a, you-a certainly do look-a like the god-a of fish..."



Marc
its fine, im the fish god, i'll probably be able to digest it properly



Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
Peppino stares at you, a worried look on his face.

"That-a ISN'T the response I expected. You-a did get-a sick from that-a right? Or, if not-a sick, maybe you'll have-a really bad diarrhea? Or something?"



Marc
refreshing taste



Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
"You-a ate the bottle too!? Y'know, that-a might not-a be so good for you... There-a must-a be all sorts of-a things inside it, like-a the label, plastic, the-a caps, the-a-"

Peppino seems lost for words.

"Okay, now I'm-a just curious: How-a'd you-a like the-a bottle?"



Marc
dagon gulps down the fish wine, and then eats the bottle



Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
"Fish wine gang, lets-a go!"

He cheers, and begins to drink in large swigs from the bottle.



Marc
same, i do got a lot of fish wine with me right now



Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
"Huh-a? Oh yeah, you don't have a-a car, I completely forgot."

He chuckles for a moment, taking another sip of his fish wine.

"We-a gotta wait for-a the uber fish guy, though. That'll-a take a while. Might-a as well finish my bottle in the meantime, what about you?"



Marc
okay, lemme just...pulls fish phone out of pocket and dials fish minion uber driver's number hey can you come to the pstrag goiski real quick? thanks



Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
"You're-a probably right, he can take care of himself."

Once again, he takes a sip.

"Plus, with-a him being-a so fat, I'm sure-a he'll last without-a food for a while... Yeah, I'm pretty sure-a he'll be fine."



Marc
eh, he'll be fine



Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
"Right, right. The rat..."

He pauses, and takes another sip of fish wine.

"You-a think he's alright? I've-a gotta admit, I do-a worry about him."



Marc
maybe we should head back there, its been a pretty long time. i wonder how that big ol' rat is doing..



Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
"Yeah, I do... Why-a do you ask?"



Marc
i understand...say...you know your pizza place?



Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
"I don't even know at this point..."

He lets out another sigh, taking another sip of fish wine.

"That-a damn shark, and-a the whole tower thing, it's-a really got me messed up."



Marc
well, now that the restaurant is destroyed, where now?



Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
"Huh... Maybe..."

He says, taking another sip.

"But, this taste is just-a so... so weird. How-a does-a this stuff go from tasting horrible to the BEST thing ever? I don't even-a know right now, this is-a making my brain go loopy."



Marc
must be a different brand of fish wine



Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
"Huh is-a right... I must-a be going crazy..."

Peppino pauses for a moment, still very much confused. His brow furrows, and he lets out another short laugh.

"But-a NO, I'm not going crazy! This wine, it really DID taste good for-a a second!" He takes another sip, this time, it tastes bitter and vile, yet a strange look comes over his face. After a bit of a pause, he speaks.

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