Marc
see you
Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
Dagon nods, and the minions all head out, back to their place of origin.
Dagon: "Alright, then-a. See-a you later-a, fish god."
Marc
hmm, not right now at least, i may give you a call later if i need anything
Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
All of the fish minions bow politely, while Dagon stays behind and turns to him.
Dagon: "Wait... was there anything-a else-a you wanted to-a ask me-a, fish god?"
Marc
okay, you guys can leave if you want now
Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
*Fish minion: "No-a problem-a, sir-a!" Another minion turns around and adds
Fish minion: "We are-a always here-a to serve! Just-a let-a us-a know-a when-"
Marc
thank you, carl
Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
One of the fish minions nods, before turning to him
"Of course-a sir-a! Anything-a for-a you-a, fish god!"
Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
"That's-a incredible! I-a would-a ask for-a your-a services for-a bigger-a things, like-a dealing with-a bigger problems, like-a a whole-a army, or-a something-"
Marc
not with the fish gang
Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
As the minions and Dagon rush in, they make quick work of the angry customers, pacifying them all in just a few minutes. Peppino is utterly shocked, seeing his employees perform so well.
"Holy crap, you-a guys work fast-a huh?! I-a thought-a I-a would have-a needed weeks to-a fix-a this-"
Marc
dagon follows the minions and helps out as well, compensating with rude pricks that dont get their way and setting them straight
Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
Inside, the minions find the pizzeria in a state of absolute anarchy. The people are throwing everything around, breaking things, yelling at one another, and generally making the whole place a disaster zone. Peppino's also yelling at everyone, and is currently arguing with an old man. The minions immediately set to work, trying to pacify the situation.
Marc
five fish minions hop out and run into the pizzeria
Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
Peppino notices the car, and immediately recognizes it as the one he took that brought him here before.
"Oh, w-well looks like-a they-a arrived.. I-a... I-a hope-a they can-a fix-a this-a mess..."
Marc
3 minutes pass, and a car similar to the uber that took them here arrives
Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
Peppino sighs, looking rather stressed.
"Okay, good-a. A-At least-a they're-a coming soon-a.."
Marc
okay pep, they should be coming
Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
The minion seems satisfied and responds once more.
Fish Minion: "Alrighty-a then. See you-a soon-a..."
After a moment, the phone goes dead. It seems like they're on their way... hopefully.
Marc
nope, jus' that
Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
The minion pauses for a moment, before responding.
Fish minion: "Sure, we-a can-a do-a that. We'll-a be-a there soon-a. Any-a specific-a reason-a you're-a calling, fish god?"
Marc
its me, the fish god, can you and some of your pals come over to peppino's pizza and help out a bit?
Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
The phone picks up, and you hear a slightly different fish minion.
Fish minion: "Yes, hello-a, who's-a calling?"
Marc
yeah, and you wont cause i called the wrong number, sorry folks hangs up and calls the right fish minions this time
Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
The fish minions are stunned for a moment, before they all speak up in unison.
Fish minions: "W-Wow, t-that's-a amazing! Fish god, we-a never-a thought-a we'd-a get-a to speak-a to you-a!"
Marc
no prank call, this is THE fish god
Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
"The fish god?!?" The fish minion stops for a second, before speaking up.
Fish minion: "Fish god, is-a that really you-a? Or-a is-a this some-a prank phone-a call-a?"
Marc
im the fish god
Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
The fish minion pauses for a moment, then asks a simple question.
Fish minion: "Wait, you called us? Who are you-a exactly?"
Marc
whoops, called the wrong minions
Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
You manage to call the fish minions, it's picking up. They answer pretty quickly.
Fish minion: "Fish minion, what-a do you need-a us-a for? Are-a we-a gonna do-a the-a kill-"
Fish minion suddenly stops, and it seems like he notices something that stops him. Something you can't hear.
Marc
don't worry, i said i wont, anyway uhh picks up fish phone from the floor and calls fish minions
Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
"Wait, you'd-a want-a to do WHAT?!? No-a, absolutely not! You can't-a go turning people-a into fish! That's-a immoral-a, even-a!"
Marc
and they do THAT? i would go and turn them all into fish, but i've got a better idea
Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
Peppino looks at you, he's absolutely drenched in sweat. His apron is stained with sauce, melted cheese, and other toppings as well.
"W-Well, you see, I-a kind of-a messed up a little-a bit on-a some orders-a, and I-a accidentally-a gave out... a couple-a pizzas with the-a wrong toppings-"
Marc
jesus christ what happened in there she drops the fish phone, losing her streak of 8,009,789 on flappy bird
Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
After a few minutes, you start to hear loud crashes, shouts, yells, and general yelling coming from inside the pizzeria. It's almost as if someone's trying to start a riot in there. Eventually, Peppino emerges from the pizzeria, looking even sweatier than before. His eyes are wide with panic, and his expression screams "Oh god please no".
Marc
okay then plays flappy bird at 1fps on fish phone
Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
Peppino nods, before he runs into the pizza restaurant at top speed.
Marc
you sure
Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
Peppino seems relieved for a moment, before his worried expression returns.
"I-a appreciate the-a offer-a, but... I-a work better alone-a. I-a need-a to be quick-a, I-a need-a-to hurry-a." He takes a deep breath, and sighs "I'll-a be quick-a, I promise-a. Just wait-a here for me-a..."
Marc
yeah, but i can help, as i said before whips out fish phone
Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
Peppino turns around, looking at the pizzeria. His eyes go wide once he notices all the people, and he starts panicking once again.
"God, you've-a got-a to be KIDDING me-a, there are-a too many people-a here! How-a many did-a they order? I-A need-a to get-a working, NOW! Uh, wait-a minute... could-a you please wait-a for me here?"
