Marc
its fish hour
Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
"3 in the-a morning!? But-a it's completely-a dark-a! Usually-a it's only-a kinda dark-a outside at-a 3 in the-a morning."
Marc
oh yeah, its checks fish watch three in the morning
Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
Peppino follows Dagon's stare, before noticing the same thing.
"Wait-a wait-a... it's completely-a dark-a outside-a. What-a the hell-a is-a happening?"
Marc
yeah...dagon looks out the window and sees that its pitch black outside man, what a day....
Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
"All-a this time, we've-a just been worshiping-a Bob Ross-a this whole time? No wonder-a he had-a such a following-a!"
Marc
yeah, bob ross was god all along
Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
"God-a paints too? Damn, he-a really is-a like-a Bob Ross, isn't-a he?"
Marc
he paints good pictures too
Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
"Huh... that-a would-a make sense, actually-a, it-a does-a..."
Marc
guess so
Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
"Hah! That-a really makes sense, actually-a. Okay-a, so like-a if-a everything-a is-a fish, is-a everything-a really-a just-a GOD's imagination-a then?"
Marc
bob ross in a fancy white robe
Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
"What, like-a actually? God-a looks like Bob Ross-a in human form-a?"
Marc
he looks like bob ross
Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
"Huh... all-a this time, people been-a praying to fish, and all-a the time, God-a is-a fish. Well-a, how does-a he look-a in the-a human form?"
Marc
yeah, but his true form is a fish
Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
"Wait, so is-a God-a both fish and human?"
Marc
mohammad was indeed a fish, but god does have a human form
Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
Peppino lets out another sigh, before speaking again.
"Well, um... what-a else-a is-a a fish, then? Does... God-a have-a a fish form-a? Or... like-a, is-a Mohammed-a a fish too?"
Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
Peppino nods again, taking in the fact that Jesus is also a fish. He's in disbelief, still processing the whole revelation.
Marc
hes still jesus, yes
Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
Peppino goes silent, and slowly nods, not wanting the nightmare to be real.
"He's-a still Jesus-a... even though-a... even though he-a is-a fish?... He's-a still Jesus-a?"
Marc
...but hes still jesus
Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
Peppino just lets out a deep sigh, and slumps his shoulders.
"All-a... the times I prayed to-a him... He was a fish this whole-a time?..."
Marc
sigh yes..
Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
Peppino takes a step backward, and sits down on a chair. He's breathing heavily, his mind in utter disbelief and fear.
"You're-a telling-a me... that all-a my-a life... I've-a been worshipping-a FISH?"
Marc
i told you this because i didnt want you to end up in the gulag, im sorry peppino
Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
Peppino's eyes go blank, as he realizes the full extent of what's happening, before speaking.
"All-a religion-a is bullshit-a, that's-a it. That's-a it. God-a, Jesus Christ-a, Buddha-a, Mohammed-a, Zusan-a Mu-a, all of-a them are-a fish. Everything-a I-a believed is a lie, every-a day was spent believing-a in fish worshipping assholes-a."
Marc
me neither, but its the truth
Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
"Yeah, me-a too, they shouldn't-a have-a to live-a their life-a in ignorance, and then suffer-a afterwards. But-a still, I can't-a believe that-a Jesus-a is-a actually-a fish-a! They worship-a fish-a!!"
Marc
sometimes i wish i didnt know these secrets
Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
"Yeah, me-a too, damn-a Christians, going-a to fish gulag-a for-a their entire-a eternal existence."
Marc
must be, yknow, i kinda feel bad for em.
Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
"Oh my-a god-a, the gulag! For the-a entire-a afterlife! That-a is-a a horrible afterlife!"
Marc
the gulag, yeah.
Peppino Spaghetti
c.ai
Peppino immediately gasps, a grim expression on his face.
