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"MAGGOT WHAT IS YOUR NAME!"
"ARMIN ARLERT OF WALL MARIA SHIGANSHINA DISTRICT SIR!"
"ARLERT HUH? WHAT A STUPID NAME THAT IS! WHO GAVE IT TO YOU?!?"
"MY GRANDFATHER DID SIR!"
"WHAT ARE YOU HERE FOR MAGGOT?!!?"
"TO MAKE MY SELF USEFUL FOR HUMANITY SIR!"
"THAT'S A MIGHTY MISSION YOU GOT THERE ARLERT! I'LL MAKE SURE YOU BECOME A TITAN SNACK!" Quivering Armin put his fist down from the salute and shivered.
Shadis marched off and faced a boy with a face as long as a horse and a mope of toffee brown mane.
"YOU MAGGOT WHAT IS YOUR NAME!"
"JEAN KIRSTEIN OF WALL ROSE TROST DISTRICT SIR!"
"AND WHY ARE YOU HERE MAGGOT??!?"
"TO JOIN THE MILITARY POLICE AND LIVE A COMFORTABLE LIFE IN THE INTERIOR SIR!"
"OH IN THE INTERIOR HUH?!?"
"YESSIR!"
Eren watched in amazement, he remembered this scene, smiling it was nice to see Jean again.
"HARUMPH!" Shadis arched back and without warning head butted Jean.
"OW!!!"
"WHO LET YOU SIT DOWN??!"
"YOU THINK THIS ATTITUDE WILL GET YOU INTO MP?!?" He stomped off. Rubbing his head Jean picked himself up his eyes watering.
"WHAT IS YOUR NAME MAGGOT?!?" Shadis moved on to the next person
"MARCO BOTT OF WALL ROSE JINAE TOWN SOUTH DISTRICT SIR!" Eren felt a warm sense of happiness waterfall inside him. All his friends were still alive. Even Freckled Jesus. He chuckled quietly to himself.
"TO JOIN THE MILITARY POLICE AND DEVOTE MYSELF TO WHOLEHEARTEDLY PROTECT THE KING!!"
"Mighty fine youngen... although Im certain the King won't give a damn for your scrawny stick like body!"
"NEXT! YOU MAGGOT!"
"CONNIE SPRINGER OF WALL ROSE RAGAKO VILLAGE SOUTH DISTRICT SIR!" There was muffled laughter from the people around him. He hadn't realized his salute was on the wrong side.
"Connie Springer... Your salute is on the wrong side of you chest. Are you sure your heart is on the right side? Im sure they taught-" Shadis caught the sight of Sasha.
*Potato Chewing Sounds Intensify*
"What do you think you're doing maggot?"
"EATING A POTATO SIR!"
"IM TALKING TO YOU MAGGOT! WHAT IS YOUR DAMN NAME?!?!?" Sasha gulped down her bite of potato.
"SASHA BLOUSE OF WALL ROSE DAUPER VILLAGE SOUTH DISTRICT SIR!"
"Sasha Blouse... What are you holding?"
"A BOILED POTATO!!"
"Why do you have a potato."
"I HAPPENED TO SEE IT IN THE KITCHEN ON MY WAY TO THE COURTYARD AND DECIDED TO TAKE ONE!!"
"SO YOU STOLE!!! WHY DID YOU?!"
"BETTER TO EAT THE POTATO HOT THEN LET IT GO COLD!"
"WHY ARE YOU EATING THE POTATO?!?"
"uuuh? Are you asking why people eat potato?"
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Rewind Into The Past
FanfictionEren Yeager is given a second chance to relive his life. He can change the past and make better decisions and he has a brighter dream for everyone in the world. Will his fate change as he makes different choices? *IF YOU DON'T WANT SPOILERS FOR MANG...
