A Chef and Radio Demon (Hazbin Hotel fanfiction Alastor x OC)

Chapter 15: The Meeting and A Creepy TV Ruining a Date

In The Court Room

Oliver's P.O.V:

"Low blow, Karen! And why is bunny boy here?! I thought you would be doing paperwork since you have nothing better to do!" 

"At least I can get bitches, unlike you. Since you have a small cock!" 

"Oliver! Please do not start fights with Adam. We are here to determine whether or not a soul in Hell can be redeemed via this Hazbin Hotel. Princess Morningstar." Sera said, glaring at me before looking at Charlie. Charlie started to read the dictionary definition of redemption. I can see that she is trying, and it makes me smile before Adam yells an objection to her opening statement. "At least her opening is better than your music!" I yelled out and smirked when I saw Adam glaring at me. I summoned a mug full of tea before Sera sighed and said, "No further dictionary references, please." 

"R-right! um...." 

"Miss Morningstar, take your time. Is there a patron you have that is making any progress?" 

"Y-yes! Angel Dust. He is making great progress!" 

"Oh, the porn star! He's totally worth being redeemed!" 

"...And how do you know that, Adam? Do you watch his films? I thought you already had Lute to be your dick squeeze." Ian asked, looking at Adam with a cold look in his eyes, making me spit out my tea and laugh hard. I couldn't believe Ian! He dares to say that shit to Adam! I looked over at Ian and smiled at him before I saw him blushing very softly, and I blushed in return, seeing how his eyes sparkled a bit. 

Ian quickly looked away, and I looked at Adam before I said, "If you think it's so easy to get into Heaven, Adam, then tell them...how do you get in?" Adam looked shocked by my question, and he panicked a bit before grabbing a piece of paper and a feather pen from his pocket and writing something down. Okay...it's either going to be really stupid...or really crappy. Adam finished writing it and sent it to Vaggie before she reads off, "Act selfless, don't steal, and stick it to the man... are you fucking serious?" 

"Uh...yeah! It got me into Heaven...didn't it, Sera?" 

"....You can't be serious, Adam."

"Of course, I am, little Rwabbit! Unless you got a better one!" 

"Fine. Miss Vaggie, tear that one, please." I said, summing a paper and feather pen while I felt my Shadow take the paper from Vaggie and tear it apart quickly. My list will be better than that pig's! I won't let these souls follow Adam's list. I sighed and finished writing before I let my Shadow take the list and give it to Charlie. Charlie looked at the list and read, "Act Selfless, protect those you love with your very life, find hope, stick it to the man, and show kindness. This list is perfect!"

I smile at her, and Adam blows a raspberry at me before I flip him off and stick my tongue at him. "Well, let's see if Angel Dust is doing all that!" Adam yelled out before snapping his finger. We saw the spying orb in the middle of the courtroom before it showed the club that Angel was at and his actions with his friends. This is going to take forever. I wonder how Ma and Pops are doing.

Meanwhile, in a Fancy restaurant near the Downtown

Amber's P.O.V: 

 We were eating in silence and enjoying the peace in the restaurant before I wondered if this would count as our first date. We haven't spoken a word since we got here except to the waiter. I remember how we talked during our dates at home, but this...this is different. It's as if he's trying to hide who he truly is around others. 

I ate a steak with mashed potatoes and green beans, while Alastor ate raw venison. He had a glass of rye, and I had a glass of whiskey before I gave an awkward chuckle and said, "Well...This is different than our usual dates. I guess this is your first date since being in Hell, huh?" Alastor looked at me and gave a soft chuckle before he said, "Actually, this would be my very first date in hell."