"hey take me home!!"
"i don't even know you."
❀。• *₊°。 ❀°。
after arriving at a party you didn't want to be at, you accidentally texted the wrong number. no matter how many times he insists on you leaving him alone, you won't.
alhaitham x reader
fem...
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now messaging: duolingo
duolingo Are you with Kaveh right now?
you YOU'RE TEXTING ME FIRST???
OH HO HO 😏
LOOK WHO HAS MISSED ME!!!!
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you're the kitten btw
duolingo Kaveh is missing. He was supposed to help me with something but instead ran away saying he "needed to walk his pet fish".
you nvm you miss your bf 🙄
have you tried calling him?
duolingo I hope he rots away in a ditch. Yes I have tried calling him.
you have you texted his friends?
duolingo Are you not his friend?
you OTHER FRIENDS
i'm not w him rn
no idea where he could be
have you asked his roommate?
duolingo ... Yes.
you he's lost
CASE CLOSED! 😊
duolingo I'm going to kill him.
you 😰
what happened?
duolingo This good-for-nothing imbecile dropped me off at the library so I could return a book. It would have taken me two minutes, max. However, he proceeded to ditch me and left me to walk back to the dorms in the rain.
