~10 minutes Earlier~
British Empire's POV
Getting all the dead countries to follow me to my secret storage room was a bloody pain as Reich and USSR kept fighting. "Can you both shut up?" J.E. said, his hand on his katana, "shut up J.E., no one likes you!" USSR snapped back, "actually, the most hated one here is Reich," Korean Empire said, wait, Korean Empire? Everyone looked at her, "what the fuck are you doing here!?" I asked, "I heard your plans to get to the living world, I want to see my boys, I need to know if they're ok after this fucker," K.E. smacks J.E., "killed me in front of my baby boy," "God, I hate you," J.E. muttered, "well you married me! I'm your precious wifey, even in the afterlife, you do as I say you piece of shit!" K.E. slapped J.E. and left a massive, bleeding claw mark on his cheek, and he didn't retaliate since he knew he deserved it.
We finally arrived at my storage room, which was just a square room with a door, and I opened it to reveal many weapons from all sorts of countries over the years. "Soviet, R.E., you two are the biggest here, so grab a weapon," I commanded. The father and son duo begrudgingly did as told and USSR grabbed a sickle and R.E. grabbed a sledgehammer, both also grabbing a few daggers and knives for our interrogation later. "Follow me," I lead the group out of the storage room and to a wall, the edge of the purgatory, you couldn't see the wall because it was black, but you could feel it, "break this," I said to the Russians. They immediately got to work as R.E. slammed the sledgehammer on the wall, making a giant crack appear, USSR raised his sickle and swiftly brought it down, making a glowing white tear in the wall. Inside the tear, there was a giant white castle made of white crystal, "looks like we found our little birdy,".
~Back To present time~
"Oh fuck..."
"Why hello there my good chap! Or shall I say my great grandson? Since you are the son of America," I greeted, an audible noise of annoyance coming from a few of the countries behind me at the mention of America. "How the hell did you get here? What do you want?" LON said, stepping back away from the door, "we just want to talk, I heard from a little birdy that you can get into the living world," "w-what? No, I can't- what are you talking about-?" An obvious lie that wouldn't fool anyone, LON was guilty. "Perhaps I should rephrase my statement, gentlemen?" Soviet, R.E., and Reich stepped up, all brandishing weapons. "Now, care to tell us the secrets of the afterlife? How do we get to the real world? We all have some... unfinished business to take care of," "I'm not telling you anything, you all are sick fucks! IiiiiIii111-I will not allow you to go into the living world!" LON stretched out he one remaining wings, trying to look tuff, but all he looked like was a sad, broken, man. "I guess we'll do this the hard way, I'll leave it to you Soviet," I stepped out of the way and the 3 interrogators stepped forward.
The next scene was brutal, USSR had grabbed LON by the back of his neck and slammed his face against the coffee table, black blood spouting everywhere. Reich used a dagger to cut deep into LON's legs and arms as the Russians held him up, LON's screams echoing through the castle. At some point, the three stopped and held a beaten bloody LON to me, "now, are you ready to spill your secrets?" I questioned him, "o-over my d-dead body..." he groaned out, "hm, so be it then, rip off his legs," LON's eyes widen as USSR grips his legs and pulls. LON let out a blood curdling scream as USSR ripped his legs off from the knee down. Black blood spilled on the ground as R.E. and Reich dropped LON to the floor, his cries of pain going on deaf ears as everyone just looked at him. "Alice would he disappointed," I smiled wickedly as LON looked up in shock and confusion, "h-how do you k-know...?" He asked in a whisper, "how did I know what? You're my great grandson, of course I know about you, also Soviet told me," I smirked, "now tell us how to get to the living world, or your wings go next," "f-fine! I-I'll show you... p-please just leave me alone..." "good," we dragged LON outside and dropped him on the ground, "show us," I commanded. LON took a minute to catch his breath, but finally said, "it only works with those who take after you... for instance, I can only see UN and NATO... USSR and Russian Empire can only see Russia, Ukraine, and all of them, and so on... all you have to do is focus on who you want to see and a "screen" will show up, but only on reflected areas of the place the one you're seeing is at, if that makes sense..." LON coughed up some blood and demonstrated what he said. Multiple images of UN showed up, all at different angles, "through these, you can enter the living wo00oO()()()-rld, just enter them like a doorway..." LON coughed more blood and muttered, "there... you got what you wanted... leave me alone now..." I patted the chap on the head and motioned for everyone to follow me.
We entered the tear and went back into the country purgatory. Once back inside, we returned the weapons to my storage room and then stood around in a circle to discuss what we plan to do. "I want to see my boys, I don't give a damn what any of you do, except you," K.E. grabs J.E. by the ear, "you're not going anywhere, or else I will make sure thus purgatory is literal hell!" "Fine, fine! Fucking bitch..." J.E. ripped his ear away from K.E. and pushed her, "I can't wait to finally meet my grandson, this сука has refused to tell me anything about my grandson," R.E. said, glaring at Soviet, "I plan on finally getting my dipshit of a son to turn back to the family ways and become the ruler of the world!" Reich exclaimed with a crazy person laugh, "like hell we'd let you do that!" Kingdom of France yelled, "and what will you do to stop me frenchie?" He retorted, "ladies, please, let's not fight, fir now, keys just experiment with the visual aspects of this, just see how our kids and grandkids are doing, ok?" I offered, separating the frog and the German. "Hmph, fine, but I'm not a lady tea bag!" Reich yelled, taking his place back next to Reichtangle. "Now, remember what he said, focus on who of your family you want to see, and the screens will appear," I reminded. I began to focus on my son, UK, he was only 18 when I died, so hopefully this afterlife understood who I was thinking of. Around me, screen showed up on my son, most far away, but a circular one showed at an angle facing up towards him, so I assumed he must be in the kitchen, having a drink. I glanced at the others and noticed K.E., J.E., Reich, Reichtangle, and Qing Dynasty were all looking at a few screens in absolute horror. 'Wait, when did Qing get here?' I thought to myself as I went over to their screens. On Reich's screen, Germany was cuddling the Poland boy.
Internally laughing my ass off, I go over to K.E.'s screens and it's that same scene, but with North Korea and China, that explains Qing, but he didn't seem to fazed by it. I heard Reich mutter, "Was zum Teufel... (what the hell)" under his breath as his screens disappear, "my grandson is a homosexual!?" Reichtangle yelled, "I blame you for this you fucking disappointment!" Reichtangle shoved Reich, who still seemed to be in shock of the scene, to the ground, yelling things in German at Reich. "Reichtangle stop it!" Prussia yelled, pushing Reichtangle away from Reich, it's jot like Prussia likes the guy, we're all just tired of Reich and Reichtangle fighting, it's gotten boring. "I don't see the problem over here, my boy has found himself a nice woman and is happy, that's all I care about," Qing said, his dragon tail flicking around, "you're only saying that because North Korea is royalty," R.E. remarked. I realized something, it was something Qing said, "wait, Qing, did you just say women? You do know North Korea is a man, right?" Qing's face fell, "wait what?" "North Korea is my disappear of a son," J.E. said, glaring at his screen. "I see, I am still supportive of my son's decision to be with the, uh, male cat boy," Qing had a pained look on his face and I could see the fears turning in his head. "That opium is really getting to your head, isn't it?" Prussia commented, "I- uh, no! Shut up! It's that bastard's fault-!" Qing pointed at me, and I feigned ignorance, "how was I supposed to know you'd get addicted?" Qing chucked his shoe at me, and I easily dodged it with grace.
"Enough! All of you shush!" Someone yelled, we all turned and saw Reich just standing there, his hands behind his back, "clearly our children and grandchildren have lost the ways and we need to restore this world to the right way, and to do that need to actually work together and come up with a plan, divide and conquer," for the first time, I felt a bit of respect for the sack of shit that is Third Reich, for once he didn't try to claim everything and wants to work together, his homosexual son probably sending him down a spiral of questioning his lifestyle. "Let's start a new golden Era of the world!" I pumped my fist into the air and everyone else yelled in triumph, except K.E., she just walked away. She's going to be a problem...
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