Ghosted

˚₊‧꒰ა 𓂋 ໒꒱ ‧₊˚Alice˚₊‧꒰ა 𓂋 ໒꒱ ‧₊˚

EU's POV

After being put under to have surgery on my foot, I woke up in a black void, already knowing where I was, I looked around for the dead guy. I looked down to see if I was standing on anything and the foot that got run over was just gone, just blank space. I decided to try and walk, finding that I could still feel my foot on the ground. I walked around for a bit, trying to find the dead bastard, wait, am I dead? There's no way I was dizzolved that quickly from simply just shattering my foot, though how can I know how long it's been since then? What if the car came back and ran over my head, but I heard it fall off the cliff, maybe it was all a dream and I died before I pushed UN away, is he ok?

As I walked I suddenly got a really weird fuzzy feeling and saw white eyes all around, I stopped walking and starred as LON appeared in front of me. The eyes disappeared as LON floated infront of me, still looking like shit with no legs. "What the hell was that??" I yelled, "you're dreaming, I can do what I want, why do you think you watched you ugly ass make believe babies die?" LON snapped back, the anger issues run in that damn family, "why are you so mad? I didn't do anything except save your brother!" "Because you new Gen organizations get on my nerves! Also passing off and getting in trouble!" "New Gen? God how old are you?? And I didn't do anything! You're the one who should be explaining why my car tried to kill us!" "It was your stupid ganddaddy! I watched that murderer get in your car," "N@Z1!? THAT FUCK!? Oh my god I still can't wrap my head around the fact that I am related to him... so he tried to kill us? Are you sure?" "Yes, you dont realize it but eye balls reflect, I can see through your eyes, and I looked through his own, I couldn't really tell what the hell he was doing until he started driving," "oh, oh damn, so they're activly trying to assassin UN and I?" "Yes, idiot," I thought for a moment, thinking about what this could mean.

I glared at LON, "so they are pretending to be you from last year," "yes, but I did it better and more effectively," he retorted, and he was right, he drove UN to attemtpted suicide, "yeah, and you did it so "well" UN is in therapy," "thanks, now I feel bad again," "you should," "you should shut up before I give you nightmares," "what are you gonna do? Make my halo black and drippy? Very original," "I hate you, also that ring was tacky, and so was that set up, I mean you could at least have been more creative, even I did the first fay proposal," I raised a brow at LON, "you're married?" I asked, LON made a face like he was caught in a lie, "yes, no, maybe, don't worry about it," "you were, how did a man like you get married?" "First of all, incredibly rude, second, I might look ugly and messed up now, but believe it or not I was handsome when alive, more handsome than you, and women actually liked me, probably because I didn't burn down my high school," "hey, screw you, but what women was so good that you would marry her? We aren't supposed to marry humans, that just ends in heart break every time," "I know, that's what everyone else said, but we were happily married in 1939, for 7 years," "you got married at 19?" "You want to get married at 30 to a 70 year old," "Whatever, so what was she like?" "She was perfect, she actually thought my job was helpful and not useless, she was pretty, we got along very well, we both also had the same goals, she wanted to fix the world and become a world leader, yeah the world called her crazy, but I liked her crazy," "huh, that's nice, I'm sure she was a good women," we stood in silence for a minute or two, the silence was awkward.

"Want to play UNO?" I asked, "i dont know what that is but sure, hold on," LON disappeared, NASA, Texas, and Secret Service appeared around me, all looking confused, "what's up?" I half saluted them, "EU? What the hell is going on?" NASA asked, "a ghost wants to play UNO," LON popped back into view, holding a pack of UNO cards. "Oh hi League," Texas waved at LON, like it was normal to see your dead brother, "ohhhh, I'm high," NASA laughed, "no, this is real. Also I don't think c*caine makes you have hallucinations," I explained, "oh, well damn, I guess I'm playing UNO," NASA sat down, looking at everyone else expectantly for then to sit as well. Texas sat with no complaints, LON following, and I sat right after, leasing SS the only one standing. "What. The. Hell." He said, "you're dead, I watched you die," "every heard of ghosts?" I asked, SS looked on in disbelief before rubbing his temple, "y'know what? Forget it," SS sat down as LON passed out the cards.

"League? Can you at least give me some burban?" SS asked, LON snapped his fingers and a bottle of burban appeared in SS's hand, which he promptly took a sip from. "Damn, I guess we're playing UNO," he mumbled.

???'s POV

I entered the hall of marbel, the council in their seats. They all looked down at me as I stood before them, "my lords, I've come to report a situation regarding my beloved and his associates," I stated, the head council women sighed, "for the last time Alice, we can't bring a country or organization into heaven, it is against the rules," I huffed, it was annoying that they thought I was here for that again. "No, that is not why I'm here, I've been watching over earth and there are countries escaping into the living world, causing chaos and harming others," the council stiffened, their eyes narrowing, "what did you just say?"

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Guys I'm sorry I've been taking long to update school is just destroying my motivation and sort of just making me angry all the time now