Chapter 1.
Max and Loona: *go into the armory to get Max's gun*
Blitzo: *slams and locks door"
Max: HEY! LET US OUT!!!
Blitzo: nOt UnTiL yOu TwO GiVe Me GrAnDcHiLdReN
BEEEEP
Max: *buried under a pile of weapons in the armory* HELP I'VE BEEN BURIED ALIVE-
Loona: *laughing*
BEEEEP
Max: *at home, in the shower*
Loona: *wolf whistles*
Max: LoOnA-
Woof: LoOnA wHy ArE yOu In ThIs ScEnE
BEEEEP
Woof: Okay, this is Chapter 1 of You And-
Blitzo: LOONA PEGS MAX!!!
Woof: BLITZO WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
BEEEEP
Chapter 2.
Millie: Seriously, every time he walks in the room, you're all, 'Oh Max, I love you so much! Please, I want to have your puppies!'
Loona: Well guess what! I do in Book 3!
Blitzo, Max: *laughing*
Woof: THAT'S NOT THE LINE
BEEEEP
Loona: Hey, um, Max?
Max: Yeah, Loona? What's up?
Loona: Wanna go fuck?
Woof: WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR YOU PEOPLE TO FOLLOW A SIMPLE SCRIPT
Max: *laughing*
BEEEEP
Max and Loona: *dancing at Vortex's party*
Max: OH FUCK- *trips and knocks Loona over*
Loona: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BEEEEP
Max: I'm going to fucking kiss Lucy.
Woof: Uhhhh, the line is "kill"...
Loona: *jealous hellhound mode* YOU BETTER NOT
Max: AAA IT WAS AN ACCIDENT
BEEEEP
Chapter 3.
Max and Loona: *watching Lucy through the window*
Loona: *sneezes*
Lucy: wHo'S tHeRe
Max: *laughing*
BEEEEP
Chapter 4.
Blitzo: It's pretty obvious that Loonie and Max like each other, right?
Millie: Like? They wanna fuuuuuuuuuck!
Woof: YOU ARE ALL IMPOSSIBLE
BEEEEP
Loona: *grabs Max's arm and hugs it to her chest*
Max: YAAAY HELLHOUND BOOBS
Loona: *blushing and laughing*
Woof: MAX YOU HORNY LITTLE FU-
BEEEEP
Max: Can we- can we do the kiss scene again? I wanna do the kiss scene again.
Loona: *laughing* Max, you loveable dumbass.
BEEEEP
Final Chapter.
Loona: I love you.
Max: I love you too, Loonie.
Blitzo: ONLY I CALL HER LOONIE
Woof: BLITZO GET OUT OF THIS FUCKING SCENE
BEEEEP
Woof: You're all terrible.
Blitzo: Well you're stuck with us for the rest of the series!
Woof: Goddamnit.
End.
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