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wrong carpenter, bitch

Amber was bored. She didn't really have anything to do. She had watched all of the Stab movies (except the last one), and she was still bored. She even tried to text Mindy to see if she wanted to hang out, but of course, Mindy said no. Boring bitch. The only person Amber had left was Tara, her girlfriend. Now, of course, she would want Tara to come over. That was her girl.

But she was currently at her soccer practice. And usually, she's able to get the girl to drop practice and come over. But also, Tara is usually the one who calls Amber first, and Amber immediately knows it's her because of her contact being 'Carpenter'. You would question the raven-haired girl like, "Amber, if you know her contact, why won't you just text her?"

Well, being the dumb, hot bitch that she is, she ended up saving both Sam and Tara's contact numbers under the same name, completely forgetting to change it after she and Tara started dating. So now, she doesn't know who's who. You might have a lot of questions like "Check the messages" or "Why don't you just see which one your most recent messages and calls are from?" Again, Amber is a dumb bitch, so she obviously deletes every single one of her messages for no reason at all.

She was really just about to risk it all right now and click on one of the contacts and text it. No, actually, that's exactly what she did.

The raven-haired girl grabbed her purple-cased phone and clicked it open before clicking on the profile "Carpenter" and going to messages.

Carpenter 

amber.
hey tara, wanna come over tonight? 😏

carpenter
you got the wrong carpenter, bitch.

Amber's eyes widened. Yup, that was Sam. And who was she calling a bitch? Scoff. She's the bitch for leaving her girlfriend for 500 years (5 to be exact). But Tara's her girl, so she has to overreact for her.

Maybe she should just stay bored until Tara gets from soccer practice.

this was a little short, but i was bored and based this off of a tiktok i saw from mikeymadiisonsgf