(a/n: hello friends!! can't lie, I'm a little stuck on ideas. I mean, this one was inspired by a fucking outfit I was wearing (to be fair I kinda popped off with it). but enough of that. if you liked the one shot make sure to vote, comment, share, all that fun shit. but without further ado, enjoy!!)
E/N - ex's name
Pezzy's POV
"Oh Jesus Christ, Droid!" I laughed as Droid accidentally shared a little too much information during a story he was recounting. "That's fucking gross!" Puffer groaned, putting his head in his hands. I laughed harder upon seeing Grizzy's horrified expression on his face. "Fuck off, will you?!" We turned around to see a woman wearing a long sleeved shirt, baggy trousers and a red t-shirt with a grey dog on the front storming away from a guy who was following her. Then she looked around and made eye contact with me, immediately walking over.
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(photo credits go to me. also tell me how much I slayed this outfit or I will cry)
"Excuse me, but can you tell my ex to leave me alone, he's been following me for a few hours." "Yeah, of course! Come join us!" I gave her my chair and grabbed another one. "Y-Y/N I explain! It was an accident!" "You don't accidentally slip your dick in your girlfriend's mother, E/N! Fuck off, we're done!" Me, Grizzy, Puffer and Droid all started at each other shell shocked.
"I promise it won't happen again!" "She's got a point, my guy. You don't accidentally fuck your girlfriend's mum. And how about it, how about to leave her alone or I'll make you leave her alone." E/N turned to face me and looked me up and down. "You? How are you going to do that?" I glanced over at Grizzy and he stood up, practically towering over E/N.
"O-Okay, I'll leave you guys! Nice seeing you around, Y/N!" "Yeah, nice seeing you too, you cunt!" She turned around to face us. "I'm sorry about him, he's a right dipshit." "Also a massive dick as well." I mumbled under my breath. "Yeah you're not wrong." "Anyways. You're not from around here, are you?" "No, I'm from the UK." "Oh, so what brings you to America?" "Just a holiday. Wanted time to myself." Y/N shrugged her shoulders.
"That's fair." "Well, I'm sorry your first day here didn't start off great." Puffer apologised. "Don't worry about it, I got to meet you guys." "True. Oh shit, we haven't told you our names." After introducing ourselves we found out that Y/N was also a youtuber with about 150k subscribers.
"Can I be honest with you guys?" "Yeah, sure." "What's up?" "I didn't have time to find a hotel because I was trying to get my ex to leave me alone and I'm just worried he might find me again." Y/N confessed. "You can stay with me, if you want." I offered. Y/N looked over at me. "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I'm sure!" "Oh! Well, thanks, Pezzy!" I decided to take her back to mine to show her around and make sure she was familiar with it.
"Welcome to my house!" I let her in and she looked around, immediately spotting Sly staring back at her. "You have a cat?!" "Yeah, that's Sly!" "Can I pet her?" "Sure!" I watched as she slowly walked over to Sly, holding her hand out to show she wasn't a threat. Sly briefly sniffed her hand before headbutting it and purring loudly. "I love her. She's adorable." My heart melted as Y/N kept on petting Sly.
"Do you want a drink?" "Oh I'm alright, thank you." I couldn't help but have a look at Y/N's t-shirt. "What?" "I'm sorry, I was just looking at your t-shirt. I like it!" "Oh thanks! But you'd probably like it on your bedroom floor, wouldn't you?" I stared at Y/N stunned as this goofy grin appeared on her face. "I'm kidding. Maybe one day." I could tell I had a very interesting few days ahead of me.
THE NEXT DAY...
"Do you wanna be in my stream?" "Yeah, sure!" Y/N followed me into my office. "I am gonna be playing a horror game, and I am most likely gonna throw my headphones. Just letting you know." I warned her. "Oh I know. I've seen my fair share of Pezzy horror videos, I know those things are gonna go flying." We both laughed before Pezzy started his stream.
"Hey guys! I am joined by a guest today! This is my new friend, Y/N!" "Hello!" She waved as my chat greeted her. "She's gonna be joining me for today's stream, so be nice to her." Around an hour into the stream we both got jump scared and me being me I threw my headphones, only for them to end up flying and hitting Y/N pretty hard.
"Are you okay?!" I immediately paused the game. "I'm alright, just stings a little." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry." I could see a small mark forming on Y/N's arm. "Give me your arm." Y/N stared at me confused. "Just do it!" She held her arm out and I left a kiss where I accidentally whacked her with my headphones. And I swear I could've seen her blush. Maybe it was just me.
Y/N's POV
"I'm alright, chat! It just stings a little bit, but I think I'll be fine!" I reassured Pezzy's chat after they got worried for me and started asking if I was okay. "I'm so sorry!" "Pezzy, it's fi- oh!" Pezzy suddenly hugged me out of nowhere, so I decided to return it.
"How long have you guys known each other?" "We literally just met yesterday." "Yeah, we did. Um, but it feels like we've known each other bor ages, you know?" "It does!" After playing some more Until Dawn, we decided to lighten up the mood by playing Mario Kart. "Just got here, who's the red t-shirt girl?" I tried to hold back my laughter as Y/N introduced herself to this new viewer.
"What's so funny?" "Nothing." "You sure?" "I'm sure." I decided to read out some messages from Pezzy's chat when a few of them caught my eye. "Y'all make a cute couple. Is this his gf? Oh my god I ship them already." I looked over at Pezzy and his face was bright red, making me giggle. "No, I'm not his girlfriend. We met literally yesterday and we are just friends. That's all I'm gonna say." I heard Pezzy let out a sigh of relief as we went back to playing Mario Kart.
"Well that was...something." Pezzy looked over at me as he ended his stream. "It was fun! And don't worry about your chat, they were just being curious." I reassured him. After chatting some more we decided to finally exchange numbers.
Pezzy 💜: hey, Y/N!! it's Pezzy here :)
red t-shirt girl ❤️👕: hi Pezzy!! :))
I looked over at Pezzy as he was giving his attention to Sly. And I couldn't help but think to myself, this is a great start to what could be a great friendship.
