Melanie's best lines

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"I don't know and yet I do"

"Is it, or are you just saying that out of social convention" 

"Goodness, no,I did see the other girls dragging some things down there earlier. and wanted to join in so that they would let me be a part of the group. but your suit case was very heavy. so i took my own suitcase and threw that instead"

"really i could swear i heard something coming out of your mouth"

"i notice things, my brain just dose it. the hard part is getting it notice things that are useful"

"whos good looking? oh you mean yes i suppose . i hadn't really thought about it"

" Or you get fired, sorry, did i say that out loud? i meant to just think it"

"I'm pretty good at telling when people are lying, i think its because i don't listen to anything they say."

"of course i knew he was in love with you"

"yes, he's like a big puppy"

"oh dear, you've embarrassed him. this is going to drive an even bigger wedge in your relationship"

"Sometimes I wake up screaming when i remember that i have a math assignment due"

"plus think of the poor birds"

"But why would he hate you, true your cardigans are unpleasant and your green pork-pie hat is eccentric, but he could just avert his eyes"

"ah then he's really in love with you" 

"if he hated you he'd push you down a flight of the stairs" 

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