~~Your POV ~~
Great. Just great. I'm stuck in a guild with vampires, and there's an extremely agitating blond who I despise. 'I almost wish they would just kill me.'
"That could be arranged."
'Speak of the blond devil, and he shall come.' I rolled my eyes at my own thought.
"Actually, it's more like think. Not speak. You didn't say anything out loud." He pointed out.
"Bugger off." I replied.
"What? Little fawn don't like to swear?" He raised an eyebrow.
"No. Now leave. Before I find a wooden stake." I cooly said, turning my face away from him. He just chuckled.
"What?!" I snapped at him.
"You do realise wooden stakes don't work, right?" He asked sincerely and my jaw dropped.
"You didn't. Everything you humans think you know about us, is wrong. We don't burn in the sun. We don't die from a wooden steak to the heart, or from garlic, and our skin isn't usually cold. Oh, we also don't sparkle in the sun."
"But you still drink blood. So we still have at least one basic detail right."
"Basic detail?" He asked.
"Yeah. There are some books that say vampires are telipathic, others say they have magic abilities. A few also say they don't burn in the sun. But there hasn't been a book as far as I'm concerned, where it combines those elements. I call these extended details. Basic details is what the first "documentation" of a vampire says." I replied matter-of-factly, earning a 'tsk' in response.
"What? If you don't like my responses, find someone else to do your job." He glared and left.
"And while you're at it, tell Wendy I need to talk to her!" I yelled after him, earning another 'tsk'.
~~✴~~ Time skip 30 minuets ~~✴~~
After getting Wendy's ok to get out of the infirmary bed, I went out into the main guild area, kinda hiding behind Wendy, since I felt like I could trust the gentle vampire.
"Um, (Y/n)-san, you don't need to hide." Wendy smiled at me.
"I wasn't hiding. I was just following to make sure I don't get lost." I replied.
"So you won't mind if I leave to go find some medicinal herbs?" She asked.
"Um... nope. I'll be fine." 'I hope.'
"Ok. See you around!" She waved as she ran out the doors, leaving me to feel sort of like I'm about to be attacked by wolves. Oh, no wait. That already happened. I cautiously looked around, only to find a pink haired gut staring at me as if I was just about to become his lunch. And my feelings were confirmed when I saw him dash at a speed faster then humanly posible. I knew I couldn't out run him, so I braced myself. 'Someone, please help me!' I mentally screamed out, hoping something good would happen.
"Natsu! Back the fuck off!" I heard Laxus say and I looked just in time to see him punch the person I now believe to be Natsu, in the face. 'Where the heck did Laxus come from? I swear he wasn't here when I looked.'
"Hey, are you alright?" Laxus asked, snapping me back to reality.
~~ Laxus' POV ~~
I was on the upper floor of the guild, relaxing in a chair while Freed, Bixlow, and Evergreen were arguing about (Y/n).
