south park preferences/imagines

COCK size

THIS WAS A REQUEST I SWEAR

also it's the same person who requested the chest size and daddy pass the salt (they down bad fr)

Also why tf is girth so hard to figure out (I have no pp I have no idea what I'm doing)

Omg erect is such a silly word

Eric Cartman

When erect:

- length: 3.2"

- girth —> circumference: abt 3" —> diameter: abt 1.34"

Stan Marsh

When erect:

- length: 5.7"

- girth —> circumference: 4.9" —> diameter: abt 1.9"

Kyle Broflovski:

When erect:

- length: 5.4"

- girth —> circumference: 4.85" —> diameter: abt 1.8

Kenny McCormick:

When erect:

- length: 6.5"

- girth —> circumference: 5.75" —> diameter: 2"

Butters Stotch: (WHY ISNT HIS LAST NAME SCOTCH?????)

When erect:

- length: 5.8"

- girth —> circumference: 5" —> diameter: 1.84

Clyde Donovan:

When erect:

- length: 6.6"

- girth —> circumference: 5.6" —> diameter: abt 2"

Craig Tucker:

When erect:

- length: 6.7"

- girth: circumference: 5.7" —> diameter: abt 2.1"

Tweak tweek:

When erect:

- length: 5.3"

- girth —> circumference: 4.76" —> diameter: 1.79

Michael (curly goth):

When erect

- length: 6.8"

- girth —> circumference: 6" —> diameter: 2.2"

Pete Thelmen (red goth):

When erect

- length: 5.6"

- girth —> circumstance: 5.6" —> diameter: abt 1.9

Mike Makowski (vampir):

When erect

- length: 5.5

- girth —> circumference: 5.3" —> diameter: 1.85"

Wendy Testaburger:

- has no pp 😞

Bebe Stevens:

- has no pp😞

Henrietta Biggle:

- has no pp😞