Disclaimer: This is not a poem. Fan fic per request (100% satire and a troll of a fanfic). At this point this is gonna become a readers digest :sob:
In her dimly lit room, Ari jumped up and down while screaming the night away. The time was here, Ateez was coming to town. Ari has always dreamt about meeting her favorite group, Ateez. Though she loved all the members, there was one she always had her eye on. Kim Hongjoong was the man who had captured her heart. Hongjoong wasn't anything special though. He was just your average kpopper with mid bodily attributes to show for. His voice wasn't much to listen to either. However, this wasn't enough to scare Ari away. She loved every flaw on his body, from his toes to his balls.
As a way of celebrating, she opened her desk and pulled out all of her Ateez photocards. She had thousands and thousands of photocards, but not a single Hongjoong in sight. She held the cards close to her heart and began to cry. She couldn't understand why it was so difficult to pull a Hongjoong card. Ari then got on the floor, folded her hands and started praying out loud.
"Dear god, I come to you again to thank you for bringing Ateez to Canada. It's like a dream come true! Now you know what would be better?" Ari paused and chuckled. "Hahaha. Yunho..."
Ari composed herself again and continued.
"Sorry lord. You know what would be better? If I somehow won front row seats to their concert along with a bunch of Hongjoong photo cards. That is all I ask for lord. I love you so much, please can I have this one," Ari thrusded her folded arms higher to the sky. "Thank you. and in jesus name I pray, amen."
Ari suddenly felt tired and headed to bed.
Life moved on and a week passes.
It was May 1st, Atiny membership ticket window opened. Ari was up bright and early, 4 hours before the tickets opened up. She was filled with excitement, jumping up and down screaming until the morning came along. This time she was quieter as she had recieved multiple noise complaints during the course of a week.
As she powered her computer on, she grabbed her favorite lucky ducky, Mingi. Named after the Ateez member, Mingi. She loved this fat little ducky plushie with all her heart. Because the duck was so fat, Ari couldn't see what she was doing and it took her a while to set all of her information.
Amazingly, due to her incompetence, she managed to become the millionth person to log in to buy a ticket. Even crazier, she recieved a notification on the website congratulating her on being the millionth person. This wasn't just a dry congratulation, the notification came with an attachment. IT WAS A FREE FRONT ROW TICKET TO THEIR CONCERT ON AUGUST 8.
Ari started screaming while jumping up and down. She loves doing that when she's excited. She started crying and started to pray to god.
"Thank you so much dear god. I love you so much!"
[Alr im losing steam here. I think the story writing is gonna get progressively worse from now on :skull:]
Unfortunately it was only the beginning of May, which means there was still 3 long months left to go. During this time, Ari decided to be a decent person and got a job. This time, she's not going to rely on others to buy her Ateez albums.
That was a complete lie. She hid the fact that she has thousands of dollars to continue leeching of her bestfriend, who is in fact broke but somehow does not care about spoiling her. That there was true love. Funnily enough, her bestie was supposed to attend the concert with her but never got a ticket due to Ari recieving a free ticket and forgetting all about him. WOMP WOMP
A long wait awaited...
