If for every cough that comes out of my throat, that I'd be paid millions of dollars,
I would be a billionaire!
If for every cough that is wet, I'd punch my throat,
ID RIP A HOLE THROUGH IT
IF FOR EVERY SECOND BOTH OF MY NOSES ARE CLOGGED AND I HAD TO BREATHE OUT OF MY MOUTH CONSCIOUSLY, THAT'D I'D BE POKED WITH VIGOROUS FORCE,
ID BE DEAD!
Wouldn't that be nice?
At this rate I'd cough myself to death.
Can't eat,
Can't breathe
Can't think
Can't do anything
So why not cough myself asleep eternally?